The fake DVD Special Edition Thread

[The Tall Man]

Okay, so this is how it works... You think up a humorous "special edition" name for a particular horror movie. Like this one that was put forth already:

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS -- DA FUCK YOU WILL! EDITION

or

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER WORKPRINT -- EXPLODING EXPLOSIONS EDITION

Of course, you can probably do better than that. So, try it!

T.M.

[Joshg]

HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS -- THE "SHUT UP TINA!" EXTENDED EDITION

&

BATMAN RETURNS -- HAIRBALL EDITION

[Spade]

Spaceballs -- Uncut Schwartz Edition

or

Monster Squad -- Got Nards Edition

[Gringo Loco]

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS -- DA FUCK YOU WILL! EDITION



T.M.

That's fucking awesome. I would so buy that. :D

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI:JASON LIVES --THE "YOU IN SHOW BUSINESS, KID?" EDITION

Bah,I suck at this.

[sickboy]

The Best of Uwe Boll Boxset - Blank DVD edition

[hack slash]

Halloween : Resurrection- The Busta Dies 2 disc Special Collectors Edition

[Special Killa B]

~ The Goonies - The Hey You Guuuyyyysssss!!! Edition
~ Ransom - The GIMMEE BACK MY SON!!!!!!! Edition

[hack slash]

Escape From New York: The I thought you were dead collectors edition

[Jigsaw]

Saw: Make Your Choice Edition
Saw II: Oh Yes There Will Be Blood Edition
Saw III: Suffering Edition

[Special Killa B]

~ Titanic - The Look Out For That Glacier Edition
~ Lethal Weapon - Would You Like A Shot At The Title? Edition
~ Lethal Weapon 2 - The Diplomatic Immunity Edition
~ Lethal Weapon 3 - The Whatever You Want Leo Getz.....Get It? Edition
~ Lethal Weapon 4 - The We're Too Old For This Shit Edition

[Jigsaw]

Predator: No Time To Bleed Edition
Predator 2: Shit Happens Edition

[hack slash]

Aliens: The Get Away From Her Edition
Terminator: I'll Be Back Edition
T2: Judgment Day- The Come With Me If You Want To Live Edition
Die Hard -Yippy-Ky-Yay Edition
Friday 6- The You'll Be the Death of Me Edition

[ChoKo]

Pulp Fiction: Bad Mother Fucker Edition
From Dusk 'Til Dawn: The Titty Twister Edition
Freddy VS Jason: The Grinning Dumbass Edition
Jason Goes To Hell: We Didn't Rip-Off The Hidden Special Edition
Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part VI: "Ya Bang" Edition
Jason X: Who Gives A Shit Anniversary Edition

[CosmoBubba]

Super Troopers: The "Littering And..." Edition
Reservoir Dogs: The "Stuck In The Middle" Edition
The Thing: The "OH SHIT THAT HEAD JUST GREW SPIDER LEGS WTF" Edition
The Devil's Rejects: The "Tutti Fuckin' Fruity" Edition
Fight Club: We're Not Allowed To Talk About This Special Edition

[Brett H.]

Freddy vs. Jason: "Jason Ritter Laughed At My Mom's Homicide" Edition

[ChoKo]

Snatch: Periwinkle Blue Caravan Edition

[hack slash]

Freddy VS Jason: The Grinning Dumbass Edition

:D:lmao: that's awesome

Pulp Fiction: The Royale with Cheese Edition
Goodfellas: The F**K YOU Edition
SpaceBalls: The Water My Ass Get This Man some Pepto Bismol Edition

[sCabbOy]

Monster Squad - It's About Fucking Time Special Edition

[The Tall Man]

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BETTER THAN YOUR UNCLE'S SNUFF FILM EDITION
FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE- THE MR. BIG (TIME) EDITION
HELLRAISER: BLOODLINES- THE DIMENSION'S RUN BY DUMBASSES EDITION

T.M.

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Clerks - "My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks!" Edition

[ChoKo]

Clerks - "My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks!" Edition

"37!!??"
=======

Rob Zombie's Halloween: The *insert every curse word you've ever heard* Special Edition.

Scarface: "Fuck you, how's that?" Edition.

Freddy VS Jason: Even MORE Overrated Then Before Edition.

[The Dream Master]

Evil Dead: Yet Another Fucking Edition

[Darth Sinister]

"Scarface: The Say Hello To My Little Friend Edition".

"Spaceballs: The We Needed More Money Edition."

"Friday The 13th Box Set: The We're Still Not Giving You The Uncut Versions Edition."

"Pulp Fiction: The Bring Out The Gimp Edition."

"Rob Zombie's Halloween: The Your Mom Sucks Cock Edition."

"Child's Play: The Ffffuuuuccck You Edition."

"Basic Instinct: The Coochie Edition."

[Spade]

Clerks - "My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks!" Edition

:lmao: In a row? Classic.

Stephen King's It -- They All Float Edition
Kindergarten Cop -- The It Might Be A Tumor Edition
Friday the 13th Part IV : The Final Chapter -- Dead Fuck Edition

[Gringo Loco]

Clerks - "My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks!" Edition


That's great. :D



"Rob Zombie's Halloween: The Your Mom Sucks Cock Edition."



hahaha. :D

[girlychaos]

"Friday The 13th Box Set: The We're Still Not Giving You The Uncut Versions Edition."

That was very nice! :lol:


Jason X - The Trendy Bushy 'fro From Space Ultimate Edition

[Darth Sinister]

"Reservoir Dogs: The Severed Ear Edition."

[hack slash]

Halloween : The I'm Gonna Crawl Over There and Skull Fuck You Edition

Bruce Campbell VS The Army of Darkness: The Same Version You Bought Last Time Edition

No Holds Barred: The his Name is Rip Not Hulk Hogan Special Edition

Demolition Man : The Let's Go Blow This Guy Edition

[ChoKo]

Total Recall: "SEE YOU AT DAH PAAHTTY" Edition

[hack slash]

Young Guns II : The Yoo-Hoo, I'll Make You Famous Special Edition

[Gringo Loco]

Stand By Me: "The Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...?" Edition.

Goodfellas: The "Go home and get your fucking shine box." Edition.

Halloween 3: The Night He Didn't Come Home Edition.

Back to the Future: The Space Time Continuum doesn't matter all that much Edition

Sin City: The XXX Edition.

[ChoKo]

Cutthroat Island: Please Buy This So We Can Finally Turn A Profit Special Edition

Bad Acting 101: The Tara Reid Boxed Set

How to Succeed In Film Directing Without Really Trying: The Uwe Boll Boxed Set

[The Dream Master]

Halloween 3: The Night He Didn't Come Home Edition.



:lol:

Die Hard 2: "The Mr. Falcon Edition"

[The Tall Man]

Die Hard 2: "The Mr. Falcon Edition"
:lmao:

T.M.

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Bad Santa - "You Ain't Goin' To Shit Right For A Month" Ultimate Edition

[hack slash]

Se7en: The What's in the Box Collectors Edition
House of 1000 Corpses: The Tiny fucked a Stump Special Edition
Movies written by God: The Very Best Of Chuck Norris:D:p:duh:

[Darth Sinister]

"The Exorcist: The Let Jesus Fuck You Edition."

"From Dusk Til Dawn: The Pussy Edition."

"Nixon: Cocksucker Edition."

"The Uwe Boll Collection: What-The-Fuck Edition."

"Batman Forver/Batman & Robin 2 Pack: The Bat Nipples Collection."

"Full Metal Jacket: The I Will Gouge Out Your Eyes And Skull Fuck You Edition."

[hack slash]

TREMORS: The You Broke into the Wrong Goddamn Rec-Room Edition
Universal Soldier: The All Ears Edition
Universal Soldier-The Return: The Damn we miss Dolph Lundgren Edition
Ghost Rider: The Eva Mendes Cleavage Edition
Road House: The Wade Garrett Owns Your Ass Edition
Miami Vice: The We can Close Each others Eyes Edition

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Hellraiser: Inferno - "Why The Fuck Is Pinhead In This Film" Edition

[Jigsaw]

Phantasm II: Finally On DVD Edition
Aliens: Game Over Edition
The Return Of The Living Dead: Brains Edition

[ChoKo]

Jurassic Park: The "When you gotta go, you gotta go" Supreme Edition

Shaun of the Dead: "What, what, what, what?" Ultimate Edition

The Descent: The Bent Pick Edition

Requiem For A Dream: The Even More Depressing Than Before Edition

[hack slash]

Superman IV/Batman & Robin: Double Blank Disc Edition
Star Wars: The Greedo was Murdered Edition
Return Of the Jedi: Leia's Bikini Edition

[DavidDunn]

The Big Lebowski: Shut The Fuck Up, Donnie Edition.
Spider-Man 3: The Emo Edition
Batman And Robin: The Joel Schumacher's Neon Cock Up Gotham City's Ass Edition
American Psycho: The Sussudio Edition
Sleepaway Camp: Angela's Peter Edition
Twilight Zone - The Movie: The Dan Aykroyd Is Fucking Scary Edition
Anchorman: The Cheese-Wheel Edition
Phantasm III: The Jungle Fever Edition
Amityville 2 - The Possession: Bang Your Sister Edition

[WestinHillsDays]

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET -- SCREW YOUR PASS edition.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 -- Freddy's Revenge: I THREW MY GRANDMOTHER DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS Edition.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3 -- Dream Warriors: EVERYTIME I BRING A MAN HOME YOU SPOIL IT edition.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4 -- The Dream Master: TAKE THAT TO YOUR GODDAM THERAPY edition.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5 -- The Dream Child: The PHANTOM PROWLER VS FREDDY Edition.

FREDDY'S DEAD -- The Final Nightmare: 4566 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL edition.

[hack slash]

Pulp Fiction: The Shoot Marvin In the Face Edition

[Special Killa B]

The Last Boy Scout: The Kinda Bullets That Shred Edition

[Rich]

Friday the 13th - The DOOMED Edition
Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter - The Gore Galore Edition
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - The Meat Hook Edition

[Deathscythe]

Halloween H20 - Dawsons Creek Edition

[Special Killa B]

Talladega Nights: The If You Don't Chew Big Red Then Fuck You Edition
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: The Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Edition
Forrest Gump: The I Gotta Pee Edition
The Rookie: The Could Have Been But Not Quite A Dirty Harry Movie Edition

[hack slash]

Men At Work: The I Hate Rent-a-Cops To Edition
RoboCop: The Splattered on a Windshield Edition
The Fugitive: The Get a Cane Pole and Catch the Fish that ate Him Edition

[Spade]

Universal Soldier: The All Ears Edition

:lol:

40 Year Old Virgin : The Fuck Your Mother Edition

[Jigsaw]

Face/Off: "Whee! What a Predicament!" Edition

[The Tall Man]

Halloween H20 - Dawsons Creek Edition
I'm still waiting for:
HALLOWEEN H20: GOOD VERSION

The Rookie: The Could Have Been But Not Quite A Dirty Harry Movie Edition
:lmao:

RoboCop: The Splattered on a Windshield Edition
This one, I'd like to pick up:
ROBOCOP: THE BITCHES LEAVE EDITION*

T.M.

*Clarence is the man

[MaDMaNMaRz]

The 40 Year Old Virgin - "Where Do You Put The Penis?" Edition

[WestinHillsDays]

Halloween H20 - Dawsons Creek Edition

I would be the first to buy that one. :p

[CosmoBubba]

Sleepaway Camp and The Crying Game: The "Chicks With Dicks" Collection

No Scares, Just Gore: The Eli Roth Collection

Violence, Profanities, And Feet: The Quentin Tarantino Collection

Star Wars, Episodes 1-3: The "George Lucas Hates You" Editions

Ginger Snaps: The "Out By Sixteen" Edition

Clerks II: The "Pillow Pants" Edition

Ghostbusters II: The "Subtitles In 3000 Languages Are Special Features, Right?" Edition

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - The "Double-Dumbass On You" Edition

Catwoman: The "We're So Very Sorry" Edition

[Rich]

Child's Play - The Super De Duper Ultimate Special Collector's Edition

- widescreen & fullframe
- rated & unrated
- 2.0 & 5.1 & 7.1 audio mixes
- director commentary
- cast commentary
- two hour documentary on the making of
- cast interviews
- deleted scenes
- scenes in the script that never made it to the screen
- story boards
- interactive Chucky on screen video game
- production notes

* AND only the first 10,000 units are being shipped with an actual piece of the original doll's hair in the package!!!!!!

[Jack Bauer]

Broken Arrow: "Ain't it Cool!" Edition

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: "DAMM!" Edition

Pulp Fiction: "It brought back John Travolta's career." Edition

Battlefield Earth: "It destroyed John Travolta's career." Edition

[Darth Sinister]

"A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge: The Gay Subtext Edition."

"Pulp Fiction: The Bad Mother Fucker Edition."

"Porky's: The Lassie Edition."

[Jigsaw]

Snakes On a Plane: Tired Of These Motherfucking Snakes On This Motherfucking Plane Edition

[MaDMaNMaRz]

"A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge: The Gay Subtext Edition."

:lol:

You could also have: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - "Can't Deny The Gayosity" Edition.

[simonthekillerewok]

Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' - you want some of the young stuff... well come and get it Edition

'The Omen 666' -the no boom mike in frame remastered Edition

[The Dream Master]

Star Wars: The "Alright, fanboys, here's the original, unaltered trilogy completely remastered, so get off of Lucas's back" Edition.

[Jigsaw]

The Silence Of The Lambs: Liver With Fava Beans And a Nice Chianti Edition

[Jack Bauer]

The Big Lebowski: "All the Dude ever wanted...was his rug back." Edition

[Jigsaw]

Small Soldiers: There Will Be No Mercy Edition
The Blob: Yes Amanda From Saw Is In This Movie Edition
Natural Born Killers: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet Edition

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III - "Is It Soup Yet?" Edition

[Jigsaw]

The Terminator: I'll Be Back Edition
Terminator 2: Judgment Day - I'm Back Edition

[Jack Bauer]

Small Soldiers: There Will Be No Mercy Edition
Dude, I'll buy that DVD just to hear the voices behind the Commando Eilte audio commentary.

[Jigsaw]

The Thing: You've Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Edition

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation - "Don't Watch This Movie" Edition

[Special Killa B]

Eraser: The You've Just Been Erased Edition
Commando: The I Eat Green Berets For Breakfast. And Right Now I'm Very Hungry Edition

[hack slash]

Once Upon a Time in Mexico: No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway Edition

Transformers the animated movie: The First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside Special 4 Disc Collectors set

[Darth Sinister]

"A Nightmare On Elm Street: Die, Bitch Edition."

"Child's Play: YOU STUPID BITCH! Edition."

"Stand By Me: Lardass Edition."

[Jigsaw]

Ghostbusters: Shit That'll Turn You White Edition
Ghostbusters II: Sometimes Shit Happens Edition

[hack slash]

Goonies: The BOOTY TRAP Edition:D

Serenity: The Do you wanna run this Boat Edition

[The Tall Man]

"A Nightmare On Elm Street: Die, Bitch Edition."
Wait what is that a reference to? Freddy doesn't say "Die Bitch" in the film... Hell, Nightmare 1 is the only one where Freddy doesn't swear even once.

T.M.

[Darth Sinister]

Wait what is that a reference to? Freddy doesn't say "Die Bitch" in the film... Hell, Nightmare 1 is the only one where Freddy doesn't swear even once.

T.M.

My mistake. I forgot to put the boxset.

[Jack Bauer]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: "MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN'!" Edition

[WestinHillsDays]

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 -- Freddy's Revenge: The Jesse and Grady Sex TAPE Edition

[Jack Bauer]

Se7en: John Doe is Keyser Söze! Edition

[Jigsaw]

Scarface: Say Hello To My Little Friend Edition

[MaDMaNMaRz]

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - "Freddy Penis Monster" Edition

[Jigsaw]

Goodfellas: How Am I Fucking Funny Edition

[WesReviews]

Off the top of my head...

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge - The Goddamn Cheap Seed Edition ... complete with Ken Walsh Lenticular Cover Artwork

Return of the Living Dead - I Hit the Fucking BRAIN! Edition

Total Recall - The Get Yo' Ass to Mars Edition

The Running Man - The Subzero...Now Plain Zero Edition

Commando - The Circular Saw Throwing Star to the Head ZOMFG!!!!!11 Special Edition

Predator - The Jeez You Gotta Big Special Edition, Jeez You Gotta Big Special Edition

Live Free or Die Hard - The Ah, Go Ahead and Just Re-Watch Part 1 Instead Edition

Platinum Dunes' Friday the 13th - The Da Fuck? What, so Jason's An Electrician Now? Special Edition

[BluTsbunny]

Anchorman: "The I love lamp, Pants Party!" edition.

Dinner for Schmucks: Steve Carell does all the best Swedish Chef lines edition.

"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"-Best of Matthew Modine.

[nottidelterrore]

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Oh wait....

[hack slash]

MACHETE: The Machete doesnt text because he's banging your wife and daughter special edition

Grandma's Boy: The gettin baked with Grandma, Dante and Velma Collectors edition (comes with a free pipe and rollin papers)

Suburban Commando: the Hey, the Undertaker is in this movie too special edition