Kill the Member above you

[hack slash]

No one is here so I wait:freddy:

love the new smileys by the way:D

[sickboy]

Kills hack slash by strangling him with a miniskirt...

[Shoesalesman]

tie sickboy up and mount his rump to my car's exhaust pipe and fill him with toxic fumes, then stab his head with a burning stick until intestines explode from the fumes. :shush:

[hack slash]

I sneak up behind SHOE just as SICK's intestines are about to explode, I kick SHOE into the nasty explosion and he gets covered in goo , blood and bile:X
he looks around at me an I impale his head with a pitchfork, then I start a bon fire to roast the marshmallows:p

[Shoesalesman]

I slap hack slash in the face with a rubber chicken until he dies. Now THAT is alot of slaps, my friends. :D

[Jigsaw]

I twist your neck 180 degrees and break it.

[sickboy]

I cut you into tiny little pieces and put you together like a... :D

[hack slash]

I force feed the little JIGSAW bits to you until you choke to death

[Jigsaw]

I curb-stomp you, American History X style.

[aerokissfloyd]

I stab Jigsaw with a really sharp guitar and play a solo as his body slides down it.

[Shoesalesman]

I take akf and split his head open with a machete, then mash his brains with my boot heel.

[aerokissfloyd]

I push him off a never ending pit and drop an atom bomb in there. When it's right below him I shoot through his head and the bullet blows up the bomb.

[Violent VictiM]

I attempt to move aero to a new server, and then he crashes and melts down.

[Shoesalesman]

Right before I blow to bits I snag a root growing from the never-ending hole and climb up. Wink

I forget about akf, instead I hammer down on VV with a red hot fireplace poker to the head.

[hack slash]

I kick SHOE in the face, grab the poker, jam it through his ear and Impale VV at the same time

[Jigsaw]

I shove you into a vat of molten steel, and you burn and dissolve to death in the steel.

[Shoesalesman]

I use the Jaws Of Life to tear open Jigsaw's chest, then I spray the wound with gasoline and set it on fire.

[hack slash]

I push SHOE into Jigsaws burning chest and drop a heavy chain net on top of them and they burn together

[Shoesalesman]

I escape the flames and reach for the nail gun and snap a few hundred nails into hack slash's neck.

[Utellme]

A bicycle frame threw the traveling shoesalesman's chest Alice Cooper style

[Jigsaw]

I force-feed you broken glass, which you choke and gag to death on.

[hack slash]

I get all the nails out of my neck, run up behind Jigsaw, knock him to the ground, cut out his eyes with a rusty razorblade then I disect him like a frog in biology class, pour acid into his chest, then blow his head off with a sawn-off shot gun

[aerokissfloyd]

U tell me gets up after throwing the glass up and prepares to stab HackSlash I see this and with lightning speed slice Utellme in half. Hack says, thanks man. I say, just like old times, uh? He says, not quite. I pull back in time to save my neck from being slashed by him. I kickthe knife in his hand, it goes flying into the acid and I slice his head off.

[Jigsaw]

I stab you in the throat.

[Shoesalesman]

I jam Jigsaw's hand into a car's fanbelt and slam the hood down, trapping him... then I carve out a hole in his neck and pour acid down his throat.

[Utellme]

Get the Alice Cooper mic and jam it through the stomach then take you over to the gallows

[Shoesalesman]

pay Alice to beat the piss outta Utellme with his B$B money sword :dead:

[Skye]

I make Shoe look at that picture of Rosie O'Donnell hanging upside-down until his eyes start to bleed. :D

[Jigsaw]

I ram a spike through the back of your head and pierce your brain.

[Shoesalesman]

I grab Jigsaw and run his face along a spike belt as we're going 150 miles an hour on the freeway

[Jigsaw]

I drown you inside scalding hot water that burns your skin.

[Shoesalesman]

I strap Jigsaw down and force-feed him termites and they burrow in his innards and multiply until he bloats up and explodes in a rain of bugs.

[Jigsaw]

I inject you with sulfuric acid with dissolves and melts you from within.

[aerokissfloyd]

I shoot him in the face and make a nice guitar pick out of his bones.

[Geddy Peart]

I string aerokiss up a tree and then cut his abdomen wide open and slowly pull out his intestines while signing song selections from "Cats".

[Shoesalesman]

I choke GP, at the same time kicking his privates in with my combat boots until they push through the small of his back

[Utellme]

Take shoe to the guilitine to be exacuted

[Mr. Undertaker]

I slowly slip boiling oil into Utellme's ears, and while he's eyes are melting I pull his fingernails out - and pour salt and alchool on the exposed flesh, just before I lit a match on it of course. :D

[hack slash]

I stand back watching the carnage again, then I smile and whistle, Muffin comes running to my side, I look at her and say "get 'em" and she proceeds to destroy you all

[Mr. Undertaker]

As Muffin realizes I am one of her friends, she gets really mad at hack for betraying her trust, and then she says: "Hack, you ain't my friend anymore!", and then HS turns into dog food :D

[hack slash]

I distract Muffin by yelling out " Shit, it's Paul!" Muffin runs to find Paul

I chase Mr. Undertaker into a building in the city, I find him on the roof and we start fighting, the brutality is indescribable, as he gets the upperhand we are next to the edge, he hits me on the side of the head and I drop to 1 knee, he smiles " We end this here and now!" he picks me up and looks over the side of the building." Good bye my friend." he says. Then i yell out "Have fun." and nail him with a jumping round house to the back of the head and he falls over the edge right into the path of an oncoming semi splattering on the windshield. Then Muffin returns and licks up MR. UT's blood:duh:

[Shoesalesman]

I stab hack slash in the balls with a rusty butter knife, hang him from the rafters upside down, pack the wound with gunpowder and a fuse, light it, and run.

[Utellme]

Take shoe to the gallows to be hung

[hack slash]

I trap Utellme in a room full of razorwire the only way out is to slide across the pipes hanging from the roof. Utellme gets to the last section of pipes which I just so happend to coat with vasoline and cooking oil, he fall and gets tangeled in a mess of razorwire cutting his own head off:D

[Shoesalesman]

I wrap hack slash tightly in a blanket, dip it in meat juice, and insert him into a hungry bear's crack.

[CanadianFonzie]

I'd simply sic his wife on him

[Shoesalesman]

That's cold, Fonz. :( :p

I puncture Fonz's chest with a machete-shaped guitar.

[BluTsbunny]

I sic my boyfriend on shoe. :p

[Violent VictiM]

I stab bunny in the face with a fork.

[Shoesalesman]

with the same fork, I stab VV in the neck and drain his blood until he's white as a ghost.

[GrimReaper]

With my Telekinesis I turn the fork round and ram it through Shoes eye.

[hack slash]

watching from the shadows I strike just as the fork goes through shoey's head. I grab Grim by the head and slam it into the concrete 5 times, as the blood flows I get more violent , drag him to the curb and stomp on his head against the curb 10 times, then I pull out a Myers size kitchen knife and stab him in the heart 27 times.
I then light up a Marlboro as I stare at his bloody corpse, then I walk away

[GrimReaper]

I emerge buring grab Hack and burn him aswell

[Uncle Hugo]

I dump a whole bucket of Hydrochloric acid on the burning GrimReaper.

[Jigsaw]

I smack you hard in the jaw with a golf club and shackled you into a golf cart, then I send you plummetting hundreds of stories off of a skyscraper's rooftop and onto the pavement below.

[Uncle Hugo]

Unfortunatly Jigsaw didn't realize before killing me is that I poisoned his breakfast this morning and only I know where the antidote is, dooming him to die from ruptured arteries that cause blood to cascade from his insides.

[Jigsaw]

I trap you inside The Rack trap from Saw III and I watch you slowly twist to death in it.

[hack slash]

after I get new clothes. I walk up behind Jigsaw and tap him on the shoulder. When he turns around I put a cigarette out in his right eye, then blow his brains out with a .44 magnum. I stare at his body and it twitches a little so I pull out a machete and fillet him and feed his pieces to HUGO until his stomach explodes

[Uncle Hugo]

I possess Hack's body and I make him feed himself into a wood chipper, feet first.

[Jigsaw]

I slash your throat open with a hacksaw.

[aerokissfloyd]

Jigsaw turns around and looks at me. He says, "You!" and raises the hacksaw. I raise a shotgun and blow his brains out.

[GrimReaper]

I casually walk up behing Aero and tear his head from his shoulders.

[Jigsaw]

I perform an autopsy on you while you're still alive and completely dismember and dismantle your body.

[GrimReaper]

Which then regenarates and I get up and beat the living tar out of you

[Jigsaw]

I retaliate with my ion blaster which dissolves your remains into nothingness.

[aerokissfloyd]

As all this is going on, I set up 2 amps behind you two and plug them up to a stereo. Then, I put in a Menudo cd at full blast and your heads explode.

[GrimReaper]

I push the Stereos and they fall on Aero crushing him

[Jigsaw]

I shove a lit stick of dynamite in your mouth and it blows up your head.

[GrimReaper]

My head reforms and I kill you with deceleration

[Jigsaw]

I force-feed you sulfuric acid which dissolves your innards.

[GrimReaper]

Which then come alive as seperate creatures and eat you alive

[Jigsaw]

I incinerate you into ashes with a chemical flamethrower.

[GrimReaper]

Which then for no reason at all explodes killing you.

[hack slash]

I stand in the doorway laughing, at Grim and Jigsaw's exchange, I put my Bud Light down and grab a chainsaw that was leaning up against the wall. I stroll over to where Grim and Jigsaw are reforming. Jigsaw is the first up and looks very weak. I look at him and say "Leave dude, it's gonna get messy." "Why let me go?" he ask. "I want you to be ready next time, and I owe this bitch some payback , and on your way out grab you a berr buddy, you look like you need one." Jigsaw walks out the door. I turn back to Grim who is now up off of the floor. I start the chainsaw and slice him up the middle from groin to head. I pick up my beer, and go out the door looking for Jigsaw

[aerokissfloyd]

I come out of the doorway with a double barrel shotgun and blow your brains out. Then I turn around and see jigsaw crawling away. I laugh and start dumping a bunch of gun powder on his head. Then I light a match, drop it and run, and BOOM. Jigsaw bits fly all over the walls.

[GrimReaper]

I come back push Aero and he falls on his own guitar

[Jigsaw]

I strangle you with razor wire.

[GrimReaper]

I decapitate you with cheese wire

[aerokissfloyd]

I get up superpissed that my guitar broke and hunt GrimReaper down. I tear his head off and stuff it in a fat elephant's asscrack.

[GrimReaper]

Which then shits out acid melting Aero

[aerokissfloyd]

The acid burns my arm but I get a super mechanic arm and start playing the fastest solo in the world. GrimReaper's body can't handle it and explodes.

[GrimReaper]

I revive and uses my Telekinesis to lift Aero off the floor and impale him with his own guitar I then slam him into the ground and it goes futher into him

[hack slash]

I walk up behing Grim, grab his head and turn it around. I give him the finger:fuckoff: then put a 9mm in his mouth and pull the trigger splattering his brains on the wall

[GrimReaper]

I regenarate and as Hack fires another round I uses my Telekinesis to reverse the bullet and send it back down the barrell (Sorry Spelling) it then explodes killing Hack

[aerokissfloyd]

GrimReaper laughs and I laugh too. He turns around and sees a rocket flying at him. He dodges it, and I shoot him in the face with an arrow. Then he falls backward through a window and falls down 3904385948594859 miles. Needless to say, his body is splattered all over the place.

[GrimReaper]

Unfortunatley for Aero im still alive and reverse the path of the Rocket with Telekinesis so it flies back towards Aero and explodes.

[hack slash]

I get up and grab a baseball bat. Grim is admiring his kill of aero ,he finally turns towards me and a hit him 245 times in the head with my bat, pull out my machete and proceed to remove ALL of his limbs one by one. I walk over to my car and pull a gas can out and cover his body part with gas, I light the fire, light a Marlboro, pop a beer, then shoot his burning head 9 times with a .9MM

[GrimReaper]

What Hack Slashes forgets is that i've just unlocked the nearby Lion cage and he's set upon by hungry Lions

[aerokissfloyd]

While all this is going on I´m looking for my leg. I can´t seem to find it so I crush GrimReaper´s head with my hands and rip his leg off and put it on me. I walk away and shoot the lions. Hack looks at me and asks me why. I smile, and go to shake his hand. As soon as he grabs it, I pull out a sawn off shotgun, place it in his mouth, pull the trigger and watch his brains hit the wall behind him. Then I laugh, grab a guitar and walk away playing Silent Night, Bodom Night by Children of bodom on it.

[GrimReaper]

Which doesn't last long as i get up and impale him with a machete.

[Chucky's back]

Grim is possessed by a kandarian demon and chainsawed to bits by Bruce Campbell.

[aerokissfloyd]

I pull out the machete and stop the bleeding. Then, me and bruce campbell go and find Chucky's Back. He's like, What the? And I shoot him in the nuts with a desert eagle. Bruce campbell swings out his sawn-off shotgun, slices Chucky's Back's head off with his chainsaw arm, and while it's in the air, blows it to bits with the shotgun

[GrimReaper]

As Aerokiss turns round I grab him by the throat and lift him off the floor with one hand, I then crush his neck and throw him at bruce who's chainsaw goes back into his stomach killing himself.

[aerokissfloyd]

That's when I use the special potion that I got last year for my birthday and drink in. I come back to life. I take off my arm and take the chainsaw and put it on. I run GrimReaper through with it and it rips him apart. Literally.

[Chucky's back]

Suddenly aerokissfloyd realizes that he's been drunk all the time, and while belving he's been killing forum members, he's in reality massacred a hole kindergarten class. He's arrested and sentenced to death. As he is strapped on to the chair, the priest says: "Burn in hell you goddamn sicko" and hits the switch. Appearently there's some malfunction with ol' Sparky and the dose of electricty is ten times bigger and results in aerokissfloyd's eyes melting and his skin ends up looking like overcooked meatloaf.

[GrimReaper]

I use Telekinesis To send The electricity into Chucky's Back and he fries

[Shoesalesman]

I take a pitchfork and ram it into GrimReaper's face.

[GrimReaper]

This doesn't bother me at all and i punch Shoes head off.

[aerokissfloyd]

I catch shoe's head and throw it at GrimReaper. He dodges it, and the head explodes covering him in blood. The electricity catches him and he fries. Then I get a new skin

[GrimReaper]

I use my Electrokinesis To send the electricity towards Aero frying him whilst I regenarate.

[aerokissfloyd]

Unfortunately, I had a sword in my hand. The electricity makes me run madly around the room and I "accidentally" slash GrimReapers throat.

[Voo-doo]

I...hit him in the face...with an axe. I JUST HAVE TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!
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[GrimReaper]

I watch Voo Doo kill Aero I then walk other to V and pull his head off

[GrimReaper]

I then sit back grab a beer and chill

[aerokissfloyd]

I drop a small pill into the beer from above and GrimReaper drinks it. He then explodes because of the chemical reaction. I laugh, and am soaked in his blood and tissue. Then I walk out of the building and blow it to fucking hell.

[GrimReaper]

I Emerge From The Building Very Much Alive And Stick The Broken Glass Down Aeros Throat.

[aerokissfloyd]

But, before he stuck me, I pulled back and a truck came by and ran him down. I walked away unharmed while drinking some coke.

[GrimReaper]

The Truck then turns round Running over Aero and I step out of it

[aerokissfloyd]

But, what grimreaper didn't know was that I fell into a ditch in the floor and the truck passed over me without running me over. As it was going over me, I planted a grenade into it and when he steps out of it, it blows up and the door slices his head off. I run, and go to a different town.

[GrimReaper]

Which I teleport to and use my Cryokinesis to freeze Aero before smashing him into thousands of pieces

[aerokissfloyd]

But, as he's about to smash me I use my pyrokynesis to burn him up. As his body burns, the flames melt the ice around me and I walk away yet again, unharmed.

[GrimReaper]

Yet again Im unharmed as well and Use my aerokinesis to suck all the oxygen out of the air choking Aero

[aerokissfloyd]

Not only does he suck in the air, but also the grenade I lob at him. He sucks it up, chokes it down, and blows up. I gasp for breath and grab an oxygen tank. I breathe deeply, and walk away. The air returns, and all is well.

[GrimReaper]

I come bact to life grab aero and begin smashing his head into a wall, While yelling "Kiss The Wall Aero"

[aerokissfloyd]

I laugh at this witty remark, and spikes fly out of my head, stabbing grim through the hand. As he screams in pain I laugh evily and he screams in horror as I charge at him, shark teeth exposed, and rip his throat out.

[GrimReaper]

I come back grab Aero Rip his bottom jaw off and use it to slice his throat open

[Shoesalesman]

I clamp GrimReaper's head in a vice and use an electric knife to shave the meat from his back, at the same time drilling a loooooooong rusty screw out his temple through his arse.

(happy holidays, GR)

[aerokissfloyd]

I look at Shoesales man, and then he explodes. He didn't notice that I had planted a bomb on the back of his head.

[GrimReaper]

I run Aero over with a tank

[aerokissfloyd]

I plant a grenade into the driver's seat before Grim gets into it. As he goes toward me I jump into a man hole. He believes he's run me over and starts driving away. But, a few feet later.... BOOM!

[GrimReaper]

The explosion some goes through the ground and kills Aero as well

[aerokissfloyd]

I get on a mounted .50 caliber machine gun and completely annhilate GrimReaper.

[GrimReaper]

My head reforms and I teleport Aero into the vacuum of space where his head explodes.

[hack slash]

I finally re-emerge from the shadows as Grim takes aero away. "Damn, that was cool" I say, then pull out a J take a big hit and pull out my sawed off looking for people to kill

[aerokissfloyd]

I stab hack slash as he runs, and then pull the blade down his belly, gutting him.

[GrimReaper]

I quickly grab Aeros head and twist it 360 degrees snapping his neck.

[GrimReaper]

I stand around and wait for someone to try to kill me



Sorry but I love this thread.

[aerokissfloyd]

I shoot Grim in the face for waiting and nut all over the hole

[GrimReaper]

This doesn't have any effect on me and I use my Telekinesis to explode Aeros head.

[aerokissfloyd]

What GrimReaper didn't know was that I was using a robot of myself to fight him, and there was an atom bomb in it's head, so the moment that he explodes its head, so does the bomb in it and completely obliterates GrimReaper while I sit back and enjoy a nice chocolate shake.

[SlasherFreak]

DiMidio watched the whole ordeal from a distance and followed Aero and while Aero is enjoying his shake, he creeps behind him and shoots a miniature rocket at him.

[GrimReaper]

I teleport behind DiMi and grab his head I then use electrokinesis to fry his brains. Aero turns round and I teleport infront of him and begin bare handley pummeling him into a bloody mess, finally I crush Aeros head beneath my boot pick up his milkshake and walk off.

[aerokissfloyd]

Out of nowhere, GrimReaper starts hearing a beeping noise. He starts getting scared and runs. The shake explodes in his hand destroying half his body and sending the remains flying off a cliff where a giant whale eats it as it falls.

I then come out from behind a tree, grab a cup, scoop up his blood, and drink it.

Then I grin a bloody grin and fly away.

[God of Thunder]

aerokissfloyd was flying, but a sudden jot of pain went through his body.... a shot had ruined one of his wings. He then saw his attacker. I smiled as I shot down the other wing and watched him fall into my pit of zombies, which then tore him apart as I grimly laughed over the pit. My evil laugh clearly mutes out his screams of horror as he is eaten alive by the zombies.

[aerokissfloyd]

Out of nowhere, darkness swallowed God of Thunder as I turn into pure evil. He starts screaming as I start stuffin horrifying images of Rosie O'Donell posing for playboy. God of Thunder then takes his gun attempts to blow his head off, but my darkness keeps him from offing himself and I leave him to go mad and die of fear.

My evil is incomparable.

[God of Thunder]

Aerokissfloyd knew God of Thunder all too well. :D In that case, he also knew that God of Thunder was a death metal god and could reverse the situation. With the power of irony, God of THunder summoned him to a room, where the song "Hammer Smashed Face" was playing. As he was jamming, God of Thunder came in , uttering the words "Enjoying the song?" Brandishing a huge hellhammer, he swung it directly at akf's cranium. He had no time to move as his skull was smashed wide open and his brains painted the wall.

[aerokissfloyd]

What God of Thunder didn't know was that death metal keeps me alive, no matter what. I then put on some earplugs, and change the song to The Spice Girls' Wannabe and turn it up full blast. God of Thunder's head explodes and I'm crowned the new God of Death Metal.

[God of Thunder]

Aerokissfloyd chuckled and walked off, content with his act of deicide. Unfortunately, he spit on my remains, and an act such as this from a god can resurrect people. This is the case here. Luckily, I brought my pick axe with me, in keeping with the Cannibal Corpse reference kills :D I snuck around, as he sensed something was about, and when he turned aroumd.... I said "Hey, I'm back!" Reverse deicide commited. I swung pick axe directly at his midsection, and stuck it in, as he screamed in agony. I tugged on the handle of the pick axe until a violent thrust ripped his gut open and all of his entrails fell out onto the floor, he watched in horror and I picked up his intestines and ate them, and I finished him off by devouring his heart and spitting his own blood onto his face. But before he passed away, I uttered the words "I am... ETERNAL!!!!" and walked away.



This game rocks, by the way.

[aerokissfloyd]

God of Thunder eats my heart, and I take over his body and go on a rampage to get my body back by taking over peoples bodies (just like Jason). Eventually, I get my body back and become the God of Death Metal once again. God of Thunder is destroyed.

[God of Thunder]

Unfortunately for aerokissfloyd, I use control of thunder and lightning to bring me back to life, just like Jason :D It strikes my remains, and All of my clones attack with various weaponry. As aerokissfloyd is torn apart, disemboweled, stabbed, and eventually decapitated, I sit back and watch, as I regenerate.

[aerokissfloyd]

Of course, he forgets that I am the God of Death Metal, and play Lack of Comprehesion at full volume. All the clones turn on God of Thunder, and destry him.

[Violent VictiM]

Take's AKF out to a party and makes sure he gets home past curfew, which in turn makes his parents beat him to death with a spatula.

[GrimReaper]

Having beaten aero to death with a spatula I walk out of the house just in time to see VV run over by a bus.

[aerokissfloyd]

After I ran over VV with a bus and got my revenge for making me be late, I turn the bus to GrimReaper. He throws a grenade through a window and destroys the bus. I jump out just before it explodes, but not before smashing the accelerator down. As the bus runs over GrimReaper, the grenade explodes and I walk away from the explotion with a smirk on my face.

[God of Thunder]

Aerokissfloyd, thinking it was all over, was not wise enough to watch his back. I show up with all of my clones at full force. I uttered the words "OK, you wanna play it that way?" And popped out a copy of Testament: The Legacy and turned it up max volume. THis instantly starts a mosh pit between he and my clones. But in the midst of all the violence, I say "Halt!" Aerokissfloyd was so confused his did not even notice the chainsaw floating above his neck. When he finally turned around, it was far too late. The telekenetic chainsaw went straight through his neck. His head flew violently to the side as a stream of blood jetted out of his neck stump. The chainsaw got to my hands, and his body was still standing. I cut viciously through the legs. I walked away smiling, knowing my place as God of Metal can never quite be taken.

[GrimReaper]

"Hey God Of Metal" I yell, He turns around "eat lead" I pull a Chain gun out and blow his clones and himself to smithereens

[God of Thunder]

What GrimRepaer was unaware of was that I had disappeared. I tapped his shoulder. He turned around witha look of fear in his eyes. "Nice work" I said, "you saved me the trouble of having to do it. But imagine this if you will." I take a knife, slice my gut open, and pull out a handful of guts, and eat them. He watched the carnage, horrified, not even checking behind him for the last remaining clone. The mutilated clone corpse grabbed him as he screamed, and he dropped the chain gun in fear. "Nice weaponry," I stated. "Mind if try it out?" That instant, a hail of bullets went through GrimReaper's skull, splattering his brains all over the place, followed by his entire upper half. "Niiiiiiice." I said. Then I pointed at the dying clone, and blew it away the chain gun.

[GrimReaper]

I Regenerate and teleport behind GOT I then ask him "hey GOT you like metal" he turns round "Yes" "Eat this is ram a Dokken CD down his throat and he chokes to death. I turn around just in time to see his last clone crawling up to me so I crush it's head beneath my foot.

[God of Thunder]

GrimReaper walked away. But then, out of the darkness, he haers... "Mmmmm... 80's brand. Tasty." I grab my machete and GrimReaper takes off running. "OK, play it your way but you're only dragging out the inevitable!" He hid behind some trash cans in front of a brick wall, and as soon as I walked byu, he sighed in relief. His catharsis was short lived however, as I kicked over the trash cans. He tried to run, but he was cornered by a brick wall. He screamed, but the machete had swung. His face was frozen after the blow, the look of terror in his eyes immortalized. That is, until the rest of his body from the lower jaw down slid down the wall, spurting blood from the stump. I took the machete out of the wall and what was left of his head fell to the ground.

[aerokissfloyd]

As they're fighting, a bright flash of light appears, blinding them both. There's lightning flying everywhere. Then they hear a loud voice yell, "You're both fucked!" I come out of the ground, with a shitload of demons. My eyes are a bright flash of red. They start screaming as I say, "It's time for you to SHRED" They are ripped apart as I play a blazing solo, and then incinerated by the explotion that follows. I walk out of the fire and chaos, and take my throne as the Death Metal God.

[GrimReaper]

I watch the two Demi - Gods fighting and Realising I can't kill them I send them off to another dimension and then trap them there.

[God of Thunder]

Neither Aerokissfloyd or Grim Repaer knew that I was not fighting, but rather sent one last clone out. As soon as Aerokissfloyd escpaed the other dimension, I was waiting. I popped out of the shadows from behind him, grabbed him by the neck, and slowly decapitated him with a hacksaw, splattering blood everywhere. I then threw the head in the lake. GrimRepaer saw the action, and triede to run in terror. After a while, he had finally stopped.... but then I popped out of the shadows, with a meathook. There was a look of terror in GrimReaper's eyes as I slowly lifted the meathook up and plunged it into his guts, piercing his entrials and splattering blood. I then ripped the hook out, completely with innards dangling from the end, and ate them. I then walked away, satisfied from the kill and looking for some metal.

[GrimReaper]

From behind him God Of Thunder hears laughter and looks around to see me. "tut tut" I say "Look behind you", he turns round spots the dead body I click my fingers and it dissappears. "do you really think id be scared of you" I laugh. At that point God Of Thunder has stopped smiling so I raise my hand and fire off a whole swarm of Vashta Nervada which turn GOT to bones.

[God of Thunder]

I regenerate. "Nice trick..." he said, "but I think I've got one better." immediately a storm was summoned. GrimReaper started to run, but I blocked his exits. "Tell me how this one is!" I say as a jolt of lightning hits him directly in the chest... he sits there being electrocuted as his eyeballs pop out, and he finally explodes.

[GrimReaper]

With the force of a nuclear bomb which decimates GOT. I then regenerate and as I walk away I say "Meh I could do better"

[God of Thunder]

Grim walks away.... but he failed to fully check his location. I came behind him and bashed him in the head with a shovel. I then pressed the shovel blade down on his dug, and said "Thanks, but this always gets em." I then stomp down on the shovel, it decapitated him instantly.

[GrimReaper]

I grab the shovel rip it out of GOtS hands and smack his head off with it.

[God of Thunder]

Grim Reaper walked away, but he soon heard the distinctive word s "Ow, damn that smarts!" He turned around to see my decapitated body, still jetting blood from the stump holding the still talking head. He froze in terror as I approached him,a nd lifted up my severed head to his face. "Check this out." My severed head then proceeded to spew corrosive acid all over his face, and soon he was left with a bloody skull as the acid engulfed the rest of him and he became a skeleton. I then screwed my head on and walked away.

[GrimReaper]

I use my telekinesis to drop a bus on GOTs head.

[aerokissfloyd]

I watch as GR and GOT fight, and sit back and enjoy a blood smoothie. Then I get bored and destroy them both by blinking.

[God of Thunder]

Aerokissfloyd sat back, enjoying his blood smoothie... then all of a sudden his eyes bulged open. His throat hole was torn open, and his head slowly eroded and his whole body melted. The blood was tainted. I stepped over the pile of goo that was Aeriokissfloyd and smile.

[aerokissfloyd]

I knew GOT was standing nearby, so I faked my own death and turned myself into a puddle of goo. When he stepped over me, I grabbed him and pulled him under drowining him. Then I threw his body into a nearby volcano and pissed into it.

Then I went home and played some guitar.

[God of Thunder]

Aerokissfloyd was in his room jamming to some Slayer when all of a sudden, an axe with through his wall, and chopped it away. I stepped in. "You again?" he siad, "Goddamn it, won't you go away?" "Sorry." I uttered as I raised the ax and took a swing. He raised his guitar in protection, with was chopped in half by my weapon. I had him cornered into a wall. "Say your prayers." I swung the axe at his torso, severing it, and watched his bloodgushing lower half fall to the ground. I took the axe out so his upper half fell, and I swung the axe onto his neck, decapitating him. I then pulled out some intestines and ate them, and walked away, eager for his return.

[aerokissfloyd]

Once again, he forgets that I am able to take over anybody that tries to eat me (weird power, huh?)

I take over his body and run off a cliff. I leave his body soon before he hits the ground. Every bone in his body turns into dust because of the force of the impact, and I walk away, smirking and growing even more powerful.

[God of Thunder]

Aerokissfloyd was mistaken, as I had flown away before I hit the ground. Later that day, he was walking down the street, when I appeared out of the shadows. "Miss me?" I uttered as I sprayed him with whiskey, and threw a match at him. He was engulfed in flames immediately.

[aerokissfloyd]

I then start screaming, and GOT starts laughing, but then he stops when he sees that I start laughing too and start smirking. He screams, "What are you??!!?!" I answer, "I'm death" And stab him through the head with a flaming arm. Then he falls dead, and I walk away in flames and put them out with my mind.

[GrimReaper]

Suddenly I appear (My eyes begin glowing, I start Teleporting all over the place, going absolute mad) I race over to Aero and punch him off the planet, I then tear GOTS head and beat him with it I then ressurect him and aero and use my Telepathy to drive them mad before finally making them both explode.

I then ressurect them both and wait to see what happens.

[aerokissfloyd]

When he resurects me, I am pissed. I decide it's time to deal with him once and for all. I raise a sea of fire, and make a tsunami of flames. Then, is make it crash upon GR and GOT and both are burned beyond recognition. Then, I stuff them into a platinum box, throw them as hard as I can. They go all the way to some galaxy 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000 billion light years away. The force of the throw also dissentigrates (sp?) them and an empty box arrives to that galaxy.

[God of Thunder]

Unfortunately, Grim was keeping my severed head a bit too close to him, and I bit down on his guts, and torn it open, and then my decapitated body came over and grabbed my head out of his hands, saying "How ya doing?" and the other hand ripped out his intestines.And then, with all my strength, I grabbed his cranium and dug into his skull with my fingers as he screamed, then I just ripped his head wide open, splattering brains all over the place.

Unfortunately for aero, he posted before I was done typing my message :D

I teleport back into my world and say, "Do you REALLY think it's gonna be that easy? Well check this out." I summon up all of my thunder and make a huge ball of lightning, culminating int he sky. He finally starts to run. "Fire!!!!!!" I yell as I let the great big lightning ball go, which electrocutes Aerokissfloyd, to point where he explodes from the force.

[GrimReaper]

I ressurect Aero and then use my Telepathy to turn him on GOT

[God of Thunder]

I slam him back and say "You again? When will you quit?" He shouts in the distance "When you're six feet under." Oh really? Well I walk toward him, back right where a woochipper is. He keeps slowly backing up until finally he falls in. "Shit! Get me out of here!" I finally turn on the woodchipper and hear a short scream, silenced by a chopping, gurgling sound. "Rest in pieces." I say, and his blood and innards gush out of the woodchipper.

[aerokissfloyd]

I escape the woodchipper and throw GR in before GOT turns it on. The blood and innards he sees are GR's. He laughs, and I laugh too. He turns around, and I punch him in the stomach, pull it out, and force feed it to him, then I push him into the woodchipper and laugh as he's crushed.

[God of Thunder]

actually, I was responding to Grim's, but I guess I shoulda been more specific :D

unfortunately for Aero, I regenrate as soon as the blood and guts hits the ground. "Nice, very nice. I'm honestly impressed. But if you will, check this out." I grab my bass, and plug it into an amp. I hit the E string very loud. Aero's eye start to bulge, he's feeling very bad. "Niiiiiiice" I said. "But listen to this." I repeatedly pull at the E string as loud as I can. Aerokissfloyd screamed as his head bulged and finally exploded. I pick a chunk of brain, start to eat it, but go, "Nah." I walk away.

[aerokissfloyd]

Seems like you learned. However, my brain jumps on your head and takes over it. Then, I run you into a disco store. I knock you out, regenarate, and lock you inside. Soon, you die by clawing your eardrums out.

I walk away, into a death metal shop and grow even more powerful

[GrimReaper]

I come back really pissed and use my powers to take away Aero and GOTS musical talent. I then raise my hands and a huge thunderbolt flies down from the sky and hits GOT melting him. Finally I turn to aero and grab his head I then use the power of gravity to crush him.

[God of Thunder]

I regenerate from the muck. "Sorry, but it's gonna take more than that." I fire off a bolt of lightning from my finger and blow GrimReaper's head off.

[GrimReaper]

The lightning reverses it's path and blows up GOT

[God of Thunder]

"Nice attempt," I say, "but I control this stuff. I also can do this." Grim Reaper freaks a second, but everything stops. Then, out of nowhere,A chainsaw drops on his head from the sky, slicing him into right and left piece. I then take the saw and chew up the remains.

[aerokissfloyd]

Someone taps his shoulder, and he turns around. I stab GOT in the stomach and whisper, "Miss me?" Then I gut him, and call up my demons to take him to hell.

[GrimReaper]

I hit Aero over the head with a shovel and he falls in with GOT

[aerokissfloyd]

I shoot him in the face, jump out, and throw him in.

Hell swallows them, and I laugh maniacally

[God of Thunder]

The ground rumbles, Aerokissfloyd starts to run. Suddenyl, there's a huge explosion as I jump out from beneath the dirt and land on Aerokissfloyd. The impact of which completely splatters him.

[GrimReaper]

The explosion melts GOT

[JVM]

The explosion also gets GrimReaper. >:D

[GrimReaper]

as well as JVM

[aerokissfloyd]

I get tired of all them blowing up, so I blow them up again and laugh.

[GrimReaper]

Unfortunatley for Aero at the last minute I jumped down a man hole and dissappeared. As Aero is walking back to his house I drag him into an alley way and break his neck With my bare hands.

[aerokissfloyd]

Then, I grow bear hands and claw Grimreaper's face off, and make him eat it. He chokes on it and dies.

[God of Thunder]

Aero was walking away when he heard "So, ya like BEARS, huh? Check this out!" I morph into a giant, 18 foot grizzly. He starts to runm foolishly and I chase after him. Then I walk toward him and swat his arms and head off with my claws. Then I morph back into a human being and walk away.



BTW Aero, the new avatar kicks ass!

[aerokissfloyd]

My head grows back and I decide to destroy him once and for all.

I say, "GOT, turn around!" He does, and dodges my spinning sword just in time. He laughs and says, "Ha! Aero, your accuracy sucks!" I laugh as the powerline behind him is cut down and the live wire touches the back of his neck, destroying his nervous system and frying his brain.

Thanks man! One of the mods in the guitar forum I'm a part of made it for me when I became a mod myself.

[GrimReaper]

I use my powers to crush Aero

[God of Thunder]

GrimReaper didn't notice me behind him.... in one quick swipe, I punched thorugh his back, and my fist came through his chest, clutching his innards. I then then ripped them out his back and watched him fall to the ground, with blood dripping from his mouth.

[GrimReaper]

I reform behind behind God Of Thunder and impale him with a guitar

[aerokissfloyd]

I chainsaw GrimReaper to pieces and then forcefeed them to GOT

[God of Thunder]

"Tasty." I say. I then grab the chainsaw out of aero's head and saw him in half down the middle.

[GrimReaper]

I use my powers to erase GOT and Aero from exsistence

[God of Thunder]

I counter his attack against him, which in turn erases him from existance.

[GrimReaper]

I unleash the reality bomb and it kills everyone except me.

[aerokissfloyd]

I push GrimReaper on the bomb before it blows up and it destroys him, then I vanish to a different reality and start a new life.

[GrimReaper]

I destroy the reality with Aero still in it.

[God of Thunder]

I pushed GrimReaper into the void and watched him disintergrate.

[GrimReaper]

I reform and create a black hole inside of God Of Thunder after it's killed him I make it dissappear.

[hack slash]

I grab Grim by his neck and force him head first into a meat grinder

[Bill 1981]

I grab hack slash and beat him senseless with a cast iron skillet until death

[GrimReaper]

I use my powers to merge Hack Slashes and B81s cells together, then lock them in a cage and send them to the circus to have peanuts thrown at them, before finally shooting them in the head.

[Utellme]

Take his own weapon off of him and decapitate his head.

[Matt326]

I put a bomb into Utellme pants.

[God of Thunder]

Matt326 chcukled at the explosion in Utellme's pants (ok, that was disgusting in more ways than one).... he never suspected God of Thunder to pop up. "You..." he uttered.... it would be the last thought he had, as he found himself looking up at his body from the floor, the neck still pumping torrents of blood from the force of the machete decapitation he suffered.

[nottidelterrore]

GoT receives the big boot & leg drop from me. Two moves so awesome that I kill him to death!

[God of Thunder]

"Notti" uttered. "You are my friend. Why do wish to harm me? We are friends!!" "Becuase dude, that's the point of the thread, dumbass!" he responded. "Very well sir. But I think you may want something I have..." I pull out a MINT CONDITION, first pressing MS. 45 DVD. "Wha... give it to me!!!! Now!" "You want this, don't you?" Nottidelterrore witnessed something that no horror nerd should have to go through. "You can have it alright.... IN PIECES!!!" God of Thunder proceeded to slowly break the disc "Wha, what the hell are you doing???!!?!?!!! STOPP!!!" GoT smiled at his pain and continued to demolish the movie. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Notti fell to the ground and his head began to bulge and inflate... and right at that last terrible second, his head exploded, SCANNERS style. Brain ad skull fragment went everywhere. His corpse fell over on the ground, with a sickening 'thud!' sound, and blood tunneled out of his stump where his head once. God of Thunder stabbed the pieces of the disc into his carcass, and said "Here you go." He walked off into the night, looking for more victims to kill.

[nottidelterrore]

Nooo! That's absolutely fucked up man. Hahhaha.

Anyway, I come back to life & drown GoT in the river of tears I create after witnessing the destruction of the Ms. 45 DVD.

[God of Thunder]

GoT flew out of the river of tears. notti never saw it coming.... Got jammed an ice pick through notti's head, skewring him from ear to eye. And with his godlike srength he tugged on both ends of the pick until the pressure was such that notti's head was ripped right off it's shoulders

[Bill 1981]

Puts GoT into a Diamond Cutter from the top of the Steel Cage... FEEL THE BANG, MAN! (and no, I don't mean that in a perverted sense :p)

I use my powers to merge Hack Slashes and B81s cells together, then lock them in a cage and send them to the circus to have peanuts thrown at them, before finally shooting them in the head.


:lmao: That's harsh, dude!

[CanadianFonzie]

okay I'm gonna make a one-off post here

I'll get a time machine back to 1981 and make sure Bill was never born

...come to think of it I never realized how harsh that would be, because that would mean I'd have to bring harm to your mom and I could never harm or disrespect anyone's mother...so on second thought, I could never kill Bill (yes I said "Kill Bill" unintentionally, very funny haha)

[aerokissfloyd]

When Canadian Fonzie decides not to kill Bill, he smiles and turns, feeling rather good about himself. My machete through his head and a knife through the gut quickly takes care of that.

[CanadianFonzie]

now I can't kill him for I am already dead, but had I survived I simply would have overpowered the machete out of his hand, than I would force him into doing a one man square dance. Embarrassed to say the least, he grabs the machete and stabs himself with it, thus killing himself

[Bill 1981]

* beats Fonzie to near-death with the Ben Affleck Trademarked QB Badass paddle studded with nails while dressed in a Chicken Suit *

[aerokissfloyd]

I get boiling oil and fry Bill's Chicken ass.

Then I eat him

And become more powerful

[Bill 1981]

:o

After AKF gains my power, I burn him alive from the inside using indigestion.

"Mamma Mia! That's a spicy meatball!" :lmao:

[Utellme]

I would send a Mustang drive shaft through Bills gut.

[CanadianFonzie]

oh this one's easy, I'll just wait for Marty Brodeur to retire, than he'll just kill himself because the Devils will be nothing:p

[pa®tci]

A kick with the hockey skate in the chin (to where it gets).

[Utellme]

[QUOTE=CanadianFonzie; oh this one's easy, I'll just wait for Marty Brodeur to retire, than he'll just kill himself because the Devils will be nothing:

Ouch that hurt,but NJ did ok with Clemensen in goal.


Anyway back to thread here.

I would beat Partci into submission with a McDonalds happy meal.

[CanadianFonzie]

I wouln't kill him, I'd kill the former Leaf Scott Clemensen, giving New Jersey no hope at all:p

okay no more hockey referenses from me

[God of Thunder]

"Fonzie!" CanadianFonzie turned around. "Oh oyu. What do you want, GOT? I already told you, your dumbass comments about Avenged Sevenfold aren't gonn ahave an effect on me." "Oh really?" I take out a picutre of Zacky Vengeance and start pissing on it, screaming "Take that you lousy fuck!" "Hey, stop! That's a good picture!" "Oh, my bad." I instead take out a copy of their album City of Evil and begin to break it. "Hey! That's mine!" "I know." "That's it motherfucker!!!!" CanadianFonzie took off running. Unfortunately, God of Thunder saw it coming and jumped out of te way. Fonzie knew little of GoT's killing device which stood behind him... what was left of his shredded carcass saw it's own remains fl out the back. But he wasn't dead! No, his shredded, severed head lived on, as if by magic! GoT quickly came around and said "Jeez, that's no way to get a HEAD in life!" "What are you doing? NO!!!!!" But the screams did nothing but cheer GoT on. He threw his head directly at a brick all and watched it chatter on impact. He then went ou into the street, ready for another kill.

[CanadianFonzie]

joke's on you, I don't care for Zacky that much

I'd kill GOT by sending the Repo man after him...he'll never be seen again

[God of Thunder]

Fonzie went home and played his Avenged Sevenfold albums, after he though the GoT was no more.... as soon as music came out, it was "Dead by Dawn" by Deicide! Fonzie's head exploded from the sheer metal power.

[hack slash]

I slowly creep up behind GoT and just start beatin the crap out of him with a fender guitar until he's out cold(and then some), then I pour gas all over his body, roll a fatty, and set both things blazing:D When the fire goes out GoT is still alive...barely, SO I tie a chain around his neck and a chain around his feet, stretch him out between 2 cars and split him in half with a rusty chainsaw, then I remove his charred head and go bowling with Fonzie...LOL

[Monkey]

EDITED

:eek:
I tie him to a lawn chair and make him watch 'Full House' until he begs for release. He also gets the dreaded "Utellme Happy Meal" beatdown.

Thought I'd try the psycho approach the first time just to see how twisted my mind can get... it's a little too much. :scared:

[Utellme]

Don't know if this is the right place to post this and if its allowed or condoned.But if not i suppose it will be deleted and if that happens i apologize for creating it but its really for fun and a good cause believe it or not.

Instead of filling up threads and taking them off topic like Ron Zombies Halloween or F13TH 2009 Forum Awards Taffer,Justyn ,DiMidio. And Voorheezilla and Spook take your squabbles out of the threads and bring it here for a no holds barred throw down the gloves smack down.

[SlasherFreak]

I liked this thread better when it was "Do whatever you want to the person above you!" or something like that!

:D

[Utellme]

I liked this thread better when it was "Do whatever you want to the person above you!" or something like that!

:D

Well then do it instead of saying it you Philthadelphia crybaby.Or you can just fly away like your Eagles or Flyers.

Sent out links waiting for challengers either they have no game or there scared come on where you at ?

[SlasherFreak]

Well then do it instead of saying it you Philthadelphia crybaby.Or you can just fly away like your Eagles or Flyers.

Phillies > Pittsburgh pirates

:D

Rocky > Earth

:D

[Utellme]

Phillies > Pittsburgh pirates

:D

Rocky > Earth

:D

Pirates ouch you win on that one thats hitting below the belt.

Rocky i got you beat with 2 bad asses Ditka and Chuck Norris.

[The Taff]

I defenestrate the ever living SHIT out of Dimidio! Enjoy picking those shards of broken glass out of your vertabrae, bitch!

[SlasherFreak]

While Master Taffer is sleeping, I inject him with THC. He's so against it, he dies immediately

:D

[The Taff]

While Master Taffer is sleeping, I inject him with THC. He's so against it*, he dies immediately

:D

I'm allergic to Marijuana! You bastard!

Just for that, I'm going to shove the Philly Eagles up your ass. You die of internal bleeding and a colon rupture!

[The Tall Man]

I ninja up behind Rhee and jam an unshaved Pineapple down his throat.

Rocky > Earth
DiMidio knows the score...

Rocky i got you beat with 2 bad asses Ditka and Chuck Norris.
But Utell does not. Ditka and Chuck Norris (who lets all remember was killed by Bruce Lee) never ended communism.

T.M., Esq.

[The Taff]

I jam one of these babies of Tall Man's fucking ass:

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/19000/Pineapple-Grenade-----19160.jpg
It'll blow your ham to shit!

[Autobotsdie]

I'll put weights on Master Taffer and throw him into the ocean and watch him drown.

[The Taff]

I kill you.

...

Leave me alone, I'm tired...

[kiss_armyman1]

I grab Master Taffer by the throat , Shove an Ice pick through his eyesocket into his brain!!!!!!

[The Taff]

I slice you in two with a motherfucking concrete saw, fuckhead! DIE!

[Autobotsdie]

I tie Master Taffer to an ant hill and pour honey all over him and watch the ants slowly eat him.

[The Taff]

What is it with you and watching people die slowly?

I pull a Michael Ironside and make your fucking head explode.

[Utellme]

DiMidio knows the score...


But Utell does not. Ditka and Chuck Norris (who lets all remember was killed by Bruce Lee) never ended communism.

T.M., Esq.

DM ,Taffer and Super Fans know the score....

But TM does not.Ditka who won a Super Bowl with Dallas as a player and as a coach of DA BEARS.And if Ditka is to much for Rocky The Pineapple would whoop his ass.

Kills Taffer off by drownding him in Pineapple juice.