DarkPumpkin
08-21-2007, 01:20 AM
Because I am what some would term "obsessed", I thought I would bring back the appreciation thread for everyone's favorite craggly faced, gravel voiced actor. Lance is a genre legend who has had starring roles in such films as Pumpkinhead, Near Dark, The Pit and the Pendulum, Aliens and Scream 3. He is also the only actor who can boast being killed by an Alien, Predator and Terminator!
He was also on the greatest show of all time, MillenniuM.
He always brings a level of intensity to every role he is in. He is also apparently fond of Bigfoot, as he made three films in less than two years revolving around the legendary creature. (Abominable, Sasquatch Mountain and Sasquatch)
As a theologian, I also offer proofs for his existence as a deity:
1) His ability to never look like he has aged. God is timeless, and Lance is timeless.
2) That voice. Need I say more? You know when God created the earth, He did it in a totally kick ass voice and not some wimpy ass one.
3) Gray hair, it's a trait of wisdom. And God=wisdom
4) Lance did battle with Satan as Frank Black on Millennium. Hello, God does that on a daily basis!
5) Badass, plain and simple
6) On the seventh day, God rested. Two weeks before that, Lance Henriksen created God.
He was also on the greatest show of all time, MillenniuM.
He always brings a level of intensity to every role he is in. He is also apparently fond of Bigfoot, as he made three films in less than two years revolving around the legendary creature. (Abominable, Sasquatch Mountain and Sasquatch)
As a theologian, I also offer proofs for his existence as a deity:
1) His ability to never look like he has aged. God is timeless, and Lance is timeless.
2) That voice. Need I say more? You know when God created the earth, He did it in a totally kick ass voice and not some wimpy ass one.
3) Gray hair, it's a trait of wisdom. And God=wisdom
4) Lance did battle with Satan as Frank Black on Millennium. Hello, God does that on a daily basis!
5) Badass, plain and simple
6) On the seventh day, God rested. Two weeks before that, Lance Henriksen created God.