Freddy's Best "Bitch" Line

[Rich]

I like "Pick a pet for the rug rat, Bitch!" from Wes Craven's New Nightmare. How about you?

[Deathscythe]

Eh, mines pretty obivous.

[Darth Sinister]

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!" and "I've always had a thing for the bitches that live in this house."

[Speck]

Welcome to prime time bitch was classic.

[Kat]

I've always had a thing for the bitches that live in this house.

and

Welcome to Prime Time Bitch

[Kane Lives]

"Welcome to Prime Time, Bitch" will always be my favorite.

[BlakeTyner]

Am I remembering wrong? I thought the line was "I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house."

I think my favorite bitch line comes from my least favorite movie.

"Kung....fu.....THIS, bitch!"

~Blake

[The New Blood]

Am I remembering wrong? I thought the line was "I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house."


~Blake

you're right, he says whores, not bitches.

[sCabbOy]

Bon Apetite, Bitch!

[Spade]

"Welcome to prime time bitch."

That line is just classic.

Take care and God bless.

Spade

[The Tall Man]

Welcome is the king of 'em all y'all.

Blake, I think a couple of people have been slippin' the hypnocil, if you know what I mean. ;)

T.M.

[DavidDunn]

Of course, "Welcome to Prime-Time, BITCH." is Robert's improvisational classic, but I also like "Let me handle this, bitch." from Freddy vs. Jason when Freddy possesses Freeburg. Will grinned. He liked being scolded.

[The Tall Man]

"Lemme handle this, bitch" is definitely up there.

T.M.

[Kane Lives]

I also like "Let me handle this, bitch." from Freddy vs. Jason when Freddy possesses Freeburg.


If I'm not mistaken, that was the first time Freddy had ever called another guy a bitch. lol

[Ron]

"Welcome to primetime bitch".

[Scarecrow]

"Get away from her you..." oh, wait, scratch that.

Come on, it's just GOT to e the prime time line, hasn't it?


- Scarecrow

[Darth Sinister]

Ah, yes, it was whores. Hmmm...

"Come and get him, bitch." along with "We'll just see, bitch. We'll just see."

[The Dark Vampire]

Of course, "Welcome to Prime-Time, BITCH." is Robert's improvisational classic, Yeah a good piece of trivia is that "Welcome To Prime Time Bitch" wasn't in the script and Robert just ab-libbed it at the last moment even he didn't plan on saying it before hand it just came to him.

[The 5th Golden Girl]

"Kung....fu.....THIS, bitch!"

That'd be my favorite, too. He just delivers it perfectly, and you've typed it about the same as he said it. Bravo.

From the same movie, I liked, "I didn't need a glove to kill your BITCH of a mother, and I don't need one now!"

Of course, my all-time favorite Freddy line (probably my favorite dialogue in all of NOES history) comes before the "Welcome to prime-time, bitch!" line. It is:

Talk show host: Can I ask you something?
Jsa Jsa Gabore: Certainly.
Talk show host: Who gives a
Freddy: FUCK what you think!

I crack up everytime I see that.

[Geomonic]

"Where's the fucking bourbon, bitch"

Gotta love it.

[Deathscythe]

That'd be my favorite, too. He just delivers it perfectly, and you've typed it about the same as he said it. Bravo.

From the same movie, I liked, "I didn't need a glove to kill your BITCH of a mother, and I don't need one now!"


Actually I'm prettty sure the mother line is from Part 6 and the Kung Fu line is from Part 4.

[The 5th Golden Girl]

Oh... my bad. I thought he said it to that butch blonde in part 6 who beat him with the coffee pot.

"No honey for Daddy?" /smooshface

[BlakeTyner]

The kung fu line is from 6. The blonde chick.

~Blake

[Deathscythe]

Ah ok, my bad. I thought it was from his fight with Rick.

[The Tall Man]

Geo, no "bitch" with the bourbon line.

T.M.

[Joshg]

I liked:

"Bon Appetite, Bitch"
"Welcome to Prime Time Bitch"

And...what's one from Part 4?

[Kane Lives]

And...what's one from Part 4?


"I've been guarding my gate for a long time, Bitch."

[The Tall Man]

Curiously, "bitch" is the only time Freddy swears in 4.

T.M.

[nottidelterrore]

The popular choice of "Welcome to primetime, bitch!"

Legendary & hilarious. Still makes me laugh.

[Chex]

My vote goes for the classic, "Welcome to Prime Time, Bitch".

[Matt326]

my favorite is "Welcome to prime time, bitch!"

[kiss_armyman1]

Welcome to prime time bitch was classic.

That say it all!!!!!!:lmao:

[The Tall Man]

You guys should have seen "Nightmare 3" some months back on latenight Spike where they actually BLEEPED "Welcome", but let "Bitch" (the real swear) go. Genius.

T.M.

[The Dream Master]

Could be that the Spike people thought "welcome" sounded like "fuck" like some other people do. :X

[God of Thunder]

"BON APPETIT!! bitch..."

[CountProphet]

I'll probably be gutted for this but, I always though "Welcome to Primetime Bi*ch" was always overrated and way to cheesy but, oh well I guess thats what everyone likes.

My favorite has to be: "We'll see bi*ch, we'll see."

I think its in Nightmare 5 if I'm correct.

[THENEWBLOOD1994]

primetime for sure

[sooners4life98]

Primetime for me too. I still crack up everytime I see this part.

[Jus-X]

"We'll just see bitch."
"Welcome to Prime Time bitch!"

[Joshg]

Part 2's was pretty good as well.

"Jesse. Quit screaming like a little...bitch!"

[The Tall Man]

Um, Freddy never says "bitch" or anything resembling that line in Nightmare 2. In fact, he doesn't crank out a "bitch" until 3.

T.M., Esq.

[Geddy Peart]

My favorite "bitch" line is from FVJ:

"It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet!"

*waves dead girl's arm

That line was both funny and uncomfortable at the same time