Bathroom Wall

[aerokissfloyd]

You guys know the drill. If not, I'll tell you. Write the funniest writtings you've seen on the wall while sitting on a public john.

I shit naked.

I was taking a leak and saw that. It gave me a good laugh.

[DavidDunn]

Hmm... I always enjoyed this one:

"He who writes on the bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls."

[Psychoticninja]

This one was weird:

If it isn't green, its clean

[DavidDunn]

This one was in the second floor dorm bathroom last year:

"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush 'er down."

[Jason's Storm]

I've never wrote this, but I've seen it a couple of times.
"Toilet ping pong, look right. Toilet ping pong, look left."
And of course, "I (heart) (insert name)."

~JS

[BlakeTyner]

Seen in a pay toilet:

"Here I sit all broken hearted.
Paid to shit but only farted."

Then, directly below:

"Cheer up my friend, don't feel so blue
I paid to shit and shit enough for two!"

[Denzil]

867-5309/Jenny

[The Dark Vampire]

867-5309/Jenny

Did she answer?

I wonder how many people call the numbers you see

Hello this is (whoever) I hear you'll shag anybody is that true

[hack slash]

Seen in a pay toilet:

"Here I sit all broken hearted.
Paid to shit but only farted."

Then, directly below:

"Cheer up my friend, don't feel so blue
I paid to shit and shit enough for two!"

I saw one kinda like that...

"As I sit here, broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted..

then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants"

[Uncle Hoody]

"Evil must be baked at 360 degrees"

[zach82]

"Please refrain from pissing on the seat; I'm sick of cleaning it up... thanks, the cashier."

[The Taff]

"Here I sit in bad demeanor
Some bastard took the toilet paper
Will I lie or will I linger
Will I be forced to use my finger..."

I both laughed and gagged

[aerokissfloyd]

"I believe I just gave birth"

I read that and felt bad for them.

[Fowlees]

Here i sit , broken hearted,tried to crap but only farted. (My old school toilet)

Wooden shoes and windmills are for chumps. (toilet in Amsterdam)

[ZPowers]

Did she answer?

I wonder how many people call the numbers you see

Hello this is (whoever) I hear you'll shag anybody is that true

I doubt it. 8675309 has been discontinued ever since tht song came out, I think.

[BluTsbunny]

My mother made me a whore...underneath it in different ink: If I supply the yarn will she make me one too?

[Hockey Mask]

I doubt it. 8675309 has been discontinued ever since tht song came out, I think.

No those numbers are still around. The rights to the New York City number was up on ebay in the last year or so.

[Jus-X]

Worked in a movie theater, I don't remember the whole thing, but this was in one of the stalls:

"Just because I'm white doesn't mean I'm not clever
So I'm gonna write me and Donna fo-ever
I ate out her pussy as she sucked on my dick
I'll be fuckin damned now I laid a yellow shit!"

In another one it read:
"West Coast An-aya-latas"

The most recent one I saw was in Best Buy last night:
"If you're reading this, I just stole 5 CDs."

[God of Thunder]

Written in HUGE letters.

"FUCK ME!!!! Call *insert numeber here*"

It's been years so I don't remember the number, but it was at Wal Mart.

[Jason's Storm]

I saw this one, "Hood's my whore,"... oh wait, I wrote that one.:p;)

~JS

[Uncle Hoody]

I saw this one, "Hood's my whore,"... oh wait, I wrote that one.:p;)

~JS

Funny. REAL funny, Daddy.:shifty:


University's men's room a few years ago had a dang near epic list of naughty things the football team's quarterback was supposedly capable of doing for other men...:X