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The Dark Vampire
05-08-2010, 09:55 PM
An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.”” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

Credit>http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Damn 3D must be getting better

Kat
05-08-2010, 10:00 PM
Alright, this made my day.

If that is true, I want to go see a 3D movie with the yummiest food possible, it will solve world hunger.

Just Jeans
05-08-2010, 10:04 PM
Fucking hell. Someone needs to convert some Jamie Summers (http://pornstarbabylon.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jamie-summers.jpg) films up to 3D. Stat.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/JeansieWho/datalaffavbp0-1.gif

The Dark Vampire
05-08-2010, 10:28 PM
They need to find that actor then call this guy
http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2009/01/maury-povich.jpg

Brett H.
05-08-2010, 10:32 PM
The armed forces are really aiming high these days.

The Taff
05-08-2010, 10:33 PM
I'm nominating this woman for some sort of position of significance, as I want to hear her talk all day. We as a country need something to laugh at.

Ron
05-08-2010, 10:34 PM
Well, the husband is an idiot that's for sure.

The Dream Master
05-08-2010, 10:35 PM
The armed forces are really aiming high these days.

Cotton Hill is rolling in his grave. He got his shins blown off by a Japanman for this shit?

The Taff
05-08-2010, 10:41 PM
Cotton Hill is rolling in his grave. He got his shins blown off by a Japanman for this shit?

No woman coulda killed fitty men like Cotton.

The Dream Master
05-08-2010, 10:42 PM
Because it can't be posted enough:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/thedreammaster1983/cottonhillfitty.jpg?t=1272985340

Cotton Hill woulda cuffed this bitch if she pulled it on him. Shins or no.

Jus-X
05-08-2010, 11:08 PM
I was going to post this article the other day but it was pulled and stated it wasn't a true story. Just FYI everyone.

The Tall Man
05-09-2010, 12:18 AM
Cotton Hill is rolling in his grave. He got his shins blown off by a Japanman for this shit?
"I gutted a man, he whined less than you, Hank." http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_salute.gif

I was going to post this article the other day but it was pulled and stated it wasn't a true story. Just FYI everyone.
Buzzkill. ;)

T.M., Esq.

zach82
05-11-2010, 06:29 AM
That's by far the funniest thing I've read all month :lmao:

Jus-X
05-11-2010, 02:56 PM
What's funnier is the picture posted in the article... white mommy, white daddy, black babby. Now the dad can't expect to believe the BS of his wife. She cheated and made up a dipshit story.

Uncle Hoody
05-11-2010, 04:32 PM
The dad is eventually going to have a split personality named "Hank" and then they'll meet a hot blonde named Irene.

Bill 1981
05-11-2010, 07:13 PM
They need to find that actor then call this guy
http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2009/01/maury-povich.jpg

I'd shit myself if that actor wound up being Ron Jeremy. :X

NW77
05-14-2010, 01:58 AM
http://avidadetiago.apostos.com/files/LOL%20cat.PV__.jpg