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The Gunslinger
03-06-2010, 05:11 AM
Another little naughty game I'm bringing to the table. ;)


Your mom was better. :X
The Dream Master
03-06-2010, 05:21 AM
http://www.nndb.com/people/409/000022343/adclay-med.jpg
"Clean up my bathroom."
Bill 1981
03-06-2010, 05:23 AM
Get the fuck out!
The Gunslinger
03-06-2010, 05:24 AM
Talk about red balls.
TheShowstoppa
03-06-2010, 05:28 AM
Funniest four words literally spoken to me after sex - I have to give the pretext first:

I'm not much of an open guy, but I thought I would share this story for humor purposes. My ex and I were going at it pretty hard one time. It was a good 45 minute romp and as I was about to get off, she told me to pull out. She usually covered her belly-button because it never failed to get some in there. This time, though, it missed the belly button completely. The lights were off and after I got off, I said "That was awesome! Best one for a while!"

Her only 4 word reply... "Turn on the light," through pursed lips.

I turn on the lights to find my load had traveled from her mommy part region all the way to her face. She caught the brunt of it on her forehead, eyes, nose, mouth and chin. Best one EVER.
The Gunslinger
03-06-2010, 05:31 AM
Funniest four words literally spoken to me after sex - I have to give the pretext first:

I'm not much of an open guy, but I thought I would share this story for humor purposes. My ex and I were going at it pretty hard one time. It was a good 45 minute romp and as I was about to get off, she told me to pull out. She usually covered her belly-button because it never failed to get some in there. This time, though, it missed the belly button completely. The lights were off and after I got off, I said "That was awesome! Best one for a while!"

Her only 4 word reply... "Turn on the light," through pursed lips.

I turn on the lights to find my load had traveled from her mommy part region all the way to her face. She caught the brunt of it on her forehead, eyes, nose, mouth and chin. Best one EVER.

Ok, I take back what I said in "Weirdest Place You've Came" thread.

You are the god damn man.

*High Five*
Bill 1981
03-06-2010, 05:32 AM
:lmao::lmao:
Kat
03-06-2010, 06:22 AM
Do I know you?
The Gunslinger
03-06-2010, 06:41 AM
You have herpes now.
Kat
03-06-2010, 06:50 AM
Now you tell me?
The Gunslinger
03-06-2010, 06:53 AM
You just got pregnant.
Autobotsdie
03-06-2010, 07:47 AM
What, you're still here?
The Dream Master
03-06-2010, 09:48 AM
After banging a non-responsive person in a pitch black convenience store bathroom:

"What, are you dead?"
nottidelterrore
03-06-2010, 12:52 PM
Call me Ghost Dad.
The Gunslinger
03-06-2010, 07:15 PM
Did you eat corn?
Kat
03-06-2010, 10:55 PM
After banging a non-responsive person in a pitch black convenience store bathroom:

"What, are you dead?"

"37 in a row"
Monkey
03-07-2010, 02:11 AM
I'll get the towel.
BluTsbunny
03-07-2010, 06:21 AM
"Boom goes the dynamite." From Tony.
Kat
03-07-2010, 07:32 AM
Make me a sandwich.
The Gunslinger
03-07-2010, 07:35 AM
Lose the strap on.
Autobotsdie
03-07-2010, 07:36 AM
In the words of Steve Urkel. "Did I do that?"
The Gunslinger
03-08-2010, 09:44 AM
You squirt, a lot.
TheShowstoppa
03-08-2010, 07:19 PM
You squirt, a lot.

I've told someone that, too.

"My Mom will hear!"
Bill 1981
03-08-2010, 07:35 PM
You call that foreplay? :side:
Special Killa B
03-08-2010, 08:47 PM
You're not done already?!
The Gunslinger
03-08-2010, 09:39 PM
I'm hard to swallow.
Special Killa B
03-08-2010, 10:09 PM
I'm not swallowing it!
Sean [The Wildcard]
03-08-2010, 10:29 PM
Pop goes the Weasel.
Kat
03-08-2010, 10:40 PM
Would you hurry up?
Special Killa B
03-09-2010, 12:35 AM
Get off of me!
Autobotsdie
03-09-2010, 12:45 AM
I did it again.
Special Killa B
03-09-2010, 12:48 AM
I watered the bush
The Gunslinger
03-09-2010, 03:43 AM
Ever heard of AIDS?
The Dude
03-09-2010, 04:15 AM
i cant stop farting
Autobotsdie
03-09-2010, 04:22 AM
Who is your daddy?
CosmoBubba
03-09-2010, 04:41 AM
Is it in yet?
The Gunslinger
03-09-2010, 04:49 AM
You faked it again?
Autobotsdie
03-09-2010, 04:49 AM
Is it in yet?


Damn you got to it before I could.


What is that smell?
The Gunslinger
03-09-2010, 04:52 AM
Your eggs are fertilized.
Autobotsdie
03-09-2010, 04:58 AM
Ok, that's 25 bucks.
The Gunslinger
03-09-2010, 05:00 AM
That so wasn't chocolate. :doh:
TheShowstoppa
03-09-2010, 07:48 PM
What's a rolling brown?
Autobotsdie
03-09-2010, 09:29 PM
You're not my wife!!!
Special Killa B
03-09-2010, 09:45 PM
You just got punk'd!
The Gunslinger
03-09-2010, 10:12 PM
Wait, you're not gay?
Special Killa B
03-09-2010, 10:18 PM
Right in the kisser!
Autobotsdie
03-10-2010, 03:58 AM
Uh-oh, the cucumber broke!!
The Gunslinger
03-10-2010, 04:05 AM
Why aren't you gone?
Speck
03-29-2010, 07:08 PM
Ready to go again?
Special Killa B
03-29-2010, 08:02 PM
Your mom was tighter!
BluTsbunny
03-31-2010, 08:51 PM
Nei! Nei! Nei! Hooray!.... I said that on Monday night in honor of Cleveland Brown.
Autobotsdie
03-31-2010, 09:43 PM
Giggety giggety giggety giggety.
Darth Sinister
03-31-2010, 10:10 PM
Where's my money, bitch!
Special Killa B
03-31-2010, 11:53 PM
I said swallow it!
Autobotsdie
04-01-2010, 12:53 AM
*walks over to hidden camera*

Crap! It didn't record!!
Darth Sinister
04-03-2010, 11:18 PM
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Special Killa B
04-04-2010, 12:02 AM
Fuck! The condom busted!
Autobotsdie
04-04-2010, 07:22 AM
Its me again Margret.
BluTsbunny
04-04-2010, 02:46 PM
:Its me again Margret.



:D:lmao: I don't know why, but I found that to be very amusing this morning.
On a Pale Horse
04-04-2010, 03:59 PM
Where is the remote?
Darth Sinister
04-04-2010, 09:29 PM
I bent my Wookie.
Kat
04-05-2010, 06:16 AM
It doesn't matter anymore
Bill 1981
04-05-2010, 05:33 PM
That was completely wrong.

Its me again Margret.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1F2RrmMlc
Autobotsdie
04-08-2010, 10:37 PM
Bite me dough boy/girl.