Ridiculous and Random Match-Ups

[Jus-X]

I voted Justyn. - On A Pale Horse

I've always thought there should be a 'Random VS' thread, kind of like "Random Thoughts". This way people could talk about the silly matches like Highlander vs Zoolander, or random matches like 100 zombies vs 100 AL Qaida.... things that are somewhat entertaining but don't warrant a whole thread. This would also be good for the abstract VS matches like some minor anime character that 2 people have heard of vs some video game character that like 5 people have heard of. I've seen a lot of threads like that clutter up the board, and get like 1 or 2 posts each.

- On A Pale Horse

In case he didn't already create one... here it is. Dedicated to an On A Pale Horse quote in another thread, here is the

Ridiculous and Random Match-Up Thread

I figured since I had a whole thread dedicated to polls I've created, I should just make this one.

In this thread, no one will vote, just post wacky and random shit of match-ups we'd like to see. Here are some examples:

Spam vs. baloney! - Hockey Mask
Revenge Of The Nerds vs Revenge Of The Living Dead! -Me

(All quotes provided from the "Is there Enough Polls?" Thread)

So post your ideas of random match-ups. Food? Cartoon characters? Movie characters? Whatever.

The more random, the more better.

Aaaaaaaaand... GO!

[Sean [The Wildcard]]

Mr. Rogers vs. Levar Burton.

That'd be epic. :p

[Special Killa B]

Al Bundy (Married with Children) vs Red Foreman (That 70's Show)

[Jus-X]

Nanoock vs Lassie

[The Tall Man]

Anne Frank vs. Lizzie Borden!

T.M., Esq.

[nottidelterrore]

Biff Tannen vs. Buzz McCallister

[Just Jeans]

Helen Keller vs Heidi Fleiss

[The Dream Master]

Batman vs. Clint Howard

[Jus-X]

Wayne and Garth vs Bill and Ted

[The Tall Man]

How about this bizarre pairing which almost happened:

http://www.tohokingdom.com/cutting_room/batman_vs_godzilla.htm

Jeans, I don't care who'd win your match, but the fight would be super-hot.

T.M., Esq.

[On a Pale Horse]

The Dude Your Getting a Dell Guy vs "I'm a Mac" guy.
ADDED:
Wayne and Garth vs Bill and Ted


There was a popular VS site that did this match and many others back in the late 90s. They would have a new fight each week. One writer would take each side and write why they thought that side would win. People could vote for a week and then the results would be published. They stopped doing it but the site is still up. Click on the HISTORY link at the bottom to view the 248 matches they did. Seems like its right up your alley.

http://www.grudge-match.com/current.html

And here is the Bill and Ted vs Wayne and Garth match btw... http://www.grudge-match.com/History/billtedwaynegarth.shtml

[Special Killa B]

Willie Nelson vs Cheech and Chong

[On a Pale Horse]

Willie Nelson vs Cheech and Chong

They'd end up just getting stoned together.

Bret Hart vs Brett Hull.

[Special Killa B]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs Steve "The Six Million Dollar Man" Austin

[Jus-X]

Santa vs Satan

[The Tall Man]

Justyn, that one happened in an episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000".

"I have come here to kick ass and eat candy canes... and I'm all out of candy canes."

T.M., Esq.

[Monkey]

A buddy of mine had a comic with the "Incredible Hulk" vs. Hulk Hogan. Hogan ended up getting punched into the atmosphere.

I remember a rambo vs. godzilla pic. Tried to find it on google, but no. It was in the October '87 issue of Hustler. I believe the standard line is "I read it for the articles".

...................
Mr. T vs. C-3PO.

"Shut up, sucka before I melt you down into gold chains"
http://www.isomedia.com/homes/tonyc/mrt/3p0/3p01.htm

[Jus-X]

Thanksgiving Turkey vs Thanksgiving Ham. Mmmmmn.

[On a Pale Horse]

Grudge Chick vs Ringu chick.

[Special Killa B]

Steven Seagal vs A Flock of Seagulls (The Band)

[Jus-X]

Steven Seagal vs A Flock of Seagulls (The Band)

Didnt' I see this one once?

Oh well, Marty Mcfly vs Sam Beckett

[Special Killa B]

Didnt' I see this one once?

There's been so many I can't remember. :)

"The Duke" John Wayne vs Duke Nukem

[Jus-X]

Bucky O Hare vs Bugs Bunny.

[Special Killa B]

Hanna Montana vs ICarly

[On a Pale Horse]

A buddy of mine had a comic with the "Incredible Hulk" vs. Hulk Hogan. Hogan ended up getting punched into the atmosphere.

I remember a rambo vs. godzilla pic. Tried to find it on google, but no. It was in the October '87 issue of Hustler. I believe the standard line is "I read it for the articles".

...................
Mr. T vs. C-3PO.

"Shut up, sucka before I melt you down into gold chains"
http://www.isomedia.com/homes/tonyc/mrt/3p0/3p01.htm


Theres been some pretty crazy superman comics too, like Superman vs Muhammad Ali, and even a Superman vs He-Man crossover.

[The Taff]

Baldwin of Jerusalem*
http://www.panhistoria.com/Stacks/Novels/Character_Homes/homedirs/19813images/baldwin4jerusalem_cl.jpg
*He was a leper who was king of Jerusalem and was one of the very few people who kicked Saladin's ass.

vs.

Father Karras of the Mechanists* **
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/thief/images/0/0e/T2_KarportS.GIF
*Not the guy from the Exorcist.
**This guy with a speech impediment who tried to kill all organic life on earth.

[Joshg]

Hannah Montana vs. The Montana Grizzlies

[Jus-X]

Blackberry vs Apple.

[On a Pale Horse]

Celebrity Boxing card:

Kate Goselin (Jon and Kate +8) vs Octo Mom

Perez Hilton vs Chris Crocker (leave britany alone!)

Tiger Woods vs Jon Goselin (battle of the cheating husbands)

[The Tall Man]

Hannah Montana vs. The Montana Grizzlies
How about Hannah Montana vs. Tony Montana?

T.M., Esq.

[Special Killa B]

Crown Royal vs Royal Crown Cola

[Psychoticninja]

Big foot

http://ngbbpc.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/big_foot.jpg

vs

Little foot

http://www.carolinawatercooler.com/littlefoot.jpg

[Spook]

Hanson vs. Hancock

Sylvester Stallone vs. Sylvester J. Pussycat, Sr

[The Taff]

HAM

http://www.alliedkenco.com/catalog/images/HAM%20GLAZED.jpg
Carved from a Dire Infernal Fell Boar from Fire Hell...

VERSUS

COLT SLIDE .45 ACP

http://world.guns.ru/handguns/1911_sti_colt_custom.jpg
Enjoys long walks on the beach, capping motherfuckers
and volunteering at children hospitals...

[The Tall Man]

My money's on the ham.

T.M., Esq.

[The Taff]

My money's on the ham.

T.M., Esq.

Yeah. Colt's a champ, but Ham has the juicy demon flesh going for it...

[Utellme]

If the Ham would have a Pineapple involved id pick the Ham.


Vertical vs Horizonal

Dream Master-NOES vs Dream Master Forum Moderator

Over vs Under

In vs Out

Bannana Rama-Music Group vs Banna Rama Forum Moderator

[The Taff]

If the Ham would have a Pineapple involved id pick the Ham.

This is just an as is fight. Pineapple on anyone's side would be a landslide and not fair.

[Kane]

The B-52s vs. a B-52.

[Jus-X]

Darth Reaper vs Darth Sinister

[Kane]

Lemmiwinks
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx23/twangling_jack/Lemmiwinks1.jpg

VS.

Lemmy Kilmister
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx23/twangling_jack/lemmy508.jpg

[Spook]

haha. How about this one?:

Jesus Christ
http://www.shjolg.com/images/living%20jesus%20christ.jpg

versus

Jesus Quintana
http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0173/jesus_quintana.jpg
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

[Boiler Room Brawler]

Ketchup versus Mustard w/Special Guest Referee Relish

DVD Audio versus 8-Track Tapes

My Right Testicle versus My Left Testicle

"Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats versus "Heat of the Moment" by Asia


And for the most random one that I could concoct tonight:
A Jar of Mayonnaise versus the GNP of Zimbabwe

[Jus-X]

Hannah Barbera vs Hannah Montana.

[The Taff]

The Dodo

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/dodo-bird.jpe
Bane of the criminal underworld...

VERSUS

Cursed Aztec Gold

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-497928dfbf12f-Pirates+of+the+Caribbean.jpeg
Fucking pirates up the ass since 1690...

[Jus-X]

Master Taffer vs Master Yoda.

[Brett H.]

Bubbles' kitty, Captain Meowenstein vs. the dog that ate Hitler.

[The Taff]

Black Cat

http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/02/blackcat.jpg
Works as professional sex appeal...

VERSUS

Cherry Cheesecake

http://www.matchingfoodandwine.com/custom/cherry%20cheesecake.jpg
The arch-enemy of any woman wearing skin tight leather...

[The Tall Man]

My money's on the cheesecake. Whenever cherry cheesecake shows up, Black Cat's going down... and not in the good way.

T.M., Esq.

[The Taff]

See, the thing about this thread is that the Match-Ups are indeed ridiculous, but they havn't exactly been random. I'm seeing a lot of match-ups that originate in the fact that the contendors share a similar name, title, etc.

C'mon, people. You're all failing the thread title! Make that shit random!
ADDED:
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rodney-dangerfield.jpg
Known to have a respect deficiency...

VERSUS

A SHARK EGG

http://www.glaucus.org.uk/Roker-egg-case.JPG
Contained within is the secret to flight and mankind's destruction...

[Jus-X]

See, the thing about this thread is that the Match-Ups are indeed ridiculous, but they havn't exactly been random. I'm seeing a lot of match-ups that originate in the fact that the contendors share a similar name, title, etc.

C'mon, people. You're all failing the thread title! Make that shit random!


You want "random"... here you go...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/tescosuicide/ALa2/ALa3/GhostRider_head.jpg
vs
http://www.sticksite.com/spam/spam.jpg

[The Taff]

Now we're talking!

[Spook]

Ellen Page
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/05/ellen-page.jpg

versus

A bottle of champagne
http://conservapedia.com/images/3/39/Champagne.jpg

[Jus-X]

I vote for the bottle of champagne.

[On a Pale Horse]

The King vs Prince

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg

vs

http://darkentriesdjd.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/prince.jpg

[The Tall Man]

Wow. Pale found the one thing creepier than the King.

T.M., Esq.

[The Taff]

Grape Soda

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JGD4JBrmxRQ/R7T--_QairI/AAAAAAAAAfM/IqH_W25nT-M/s400/grapesodas%5B1%5D.jpg
Wine is made from grapes, so this shit is fancy by association.

VERSUS

The Kraken

http://www.horrornews.net/monster_of_the_week/images/kraken1.jpg
Them tenticles suck more than Les Dixon watching The Wicker Man...

[The Tall Man]

Them tenticles suck more than Les Dixon watching The Wicker Man...
Do we have a late entry for quote of the year? :lmao::lmao:

T.M., Esq.

[On a Pale Horse]

I was actually thinking THE KRAKEN vs CLOVERFIELD.

I think I will do that thread when Clash of the Titans comes out and The Kraken gets more attention.

[Jus-X]

Apple pie versus a blackberry smart phone.

Apple iPhone versus a blackberry pie.

[Kat]

MAPS vs SPAM
same letters, just in reverse.

[On a Pale Horse]

Apache Chief vs Paul Bunyan

http://www.glengreen.com/images/wv_news/2007/mar07/apachechief.jpg

vs

http://library.thinkquest.org/08aug/00285/whimages/PAULBUNYANANDBABE=D.jpg

[The Taff]

Dr. Emmit Brown

http://pneumaticaddict.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/doc_brown-full-1.jpg
Frequently references Scotsmen of profound grandeur.

VERSUS

A Traffic Cone

http://www.matrixproductions.com.au/images/gallery/Equipment/Traffic_Cone.jpg
Defeated the Roman Empire and the Zerg Horde through sheer tenacity.

[The Tall Man]

Doc Brown by a hair's breadth.

T.M., Esq.

[The Taff]

Doc Brown by a hair's breadth.

T.M., Esq.

On foot, yes. If Doc has the time machine, then traffic cone takes unmitigated victory. Honestly, this boils down to who has what assets available.

[Brett H.]

What about Doc Brown vs. the lacrosse team that shoved a parking cone up that nerd from Billy Madison's ass?

[Jus-X]

http://www.neomanox.com/blog/images/EmmetBrown.jpeg

Versus

http://onthebuzzer.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dr_pepper_can.jpg

[The Tall Man]

On foot, yes. If Doc has the time machine, then traffic cone takes unmitigated victory. Honestly, this boils down to who has what assets available.
I disagree. At 88 mph, you're gonna plow over a fucking traffic cone.

T.M., Esq.

[The Taff]

I disagree. At 88 mph, you're gonna plow over a fucking traffic cone.

T.M., Esq.

This is no normal traffic cone, Tall. This is A. Traffic Cone. Alexander Traffic Cone. Known to pal around with Ham and Pineapple in his college days.

[Bill 1981]

What about a Crash Test Dummy versus Gene Simmons?

[Jus-X]

What about a Crash Test Dummy versus Gene Simmons?

How about

http://www.chicagogigs.com/images/content/crash-test-dummies_crash-test-dummies__tickets_3628637.jpg

versus

http://www.holden.com.au/resources/images/innovation/innovation_safety_test_dummies.jpg

[The Dream Master]

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/donald-gibb-ogre-revenge-of-the-nerds.jpg

Ogre

vs.

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/outer-space.gif

Space

[Jus-X]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/superman-overlooking-metropolis.jpg
Superman
Vs
Atom
http://facstaff.gpc.edu/~pgore/PhysicalScience/atom-with-electrons.gif

[The Taff]

Ogre would curb stomp that nerdy space shit!

[The Dream Master]

http://oh-the-horror.com/datas/users/3-doomasylum7.jpg

Forum Member Brett H.

vs.

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Hunter%20Clauss/old%20cell%20phone.jpg

The Voice Mail on His Cell Phone

[The Tall Man]

Voice Mail in 3.

T.M., Esq.

[On a Pale Horse]

BATTLE ROYAL. Last thing standing gets to stay in existence for another 10 years:

http://www.kohler4caldwell.com/Kohler/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/checkbook.jpg

http://www.payphone-project.com/news/archives/phone_booths_brooklyn_august_2009_640.jpg

http://nyc.wdfiles.com/local--files/welcome-third-graders/travel_agent.gif


http://www.reliancecolor.com/images/lg_film_kodak.gif

[The Taff]

Voice mail. I've seen it win on more than one occasion.

[SlasherFreak]

OAPH...I think Payphones win. I can't see them totally doing away with payphones. I still know quite a few people without a cell phone. Or people that don't want to use their daytime minutes and would rather get the number out of the cell phone and pay 50 cents to dial whoever on a payphone..

[On a Pale Horse]

http://blogs.ajc.com/jeff-schultz-blog/files/2009/10/the-count.jpg

VS

http://madlofa.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/countchocula.jpg

[The Dream Master]

http://www.moviemaker.com/images/uploads/carpenter.jpg

Beer and Cigs

vs.

http://www.allaccessmagazine.com/vol4/issue11/photos/rob_zombie_01.jpg

Beard and Tits

[nottidelterrore]

Beard & Tits doesn't stand a chance!

[Bill 1981]

Beer & Cigs FTW :X

[On a Pale Horse]

http://media.picfor.me/001B29F/nice-butt-girls-most-beautiful-%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B5-ass-bikini-Thong-culo-KOON-ASSSSSSS-Perfect-body-keiths-pics-Favorit-X-i-love-this-ass-Luv-of-Women-meny-hot-Sexy-bums_large.jpg
BUTT
VS
BOOBS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g4jfQ9COILQ/RvdEe8_jjAI/AAAAAAAABmg/HsWgO1AHwnM/s400/caprice010.jpg

[Jus-X]

Is there a way to put spoiler tags over pictures so we don't get yelled at when checking this site at work? Something like that?:confused:

[Bill 1981]

There should be a Spoiler Image for shit like this, yo... :X

Back on topic...

Joe Pesci
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7932892724/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/06/11/pesci.jpg

vs.

Evil Spock
http://indg.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/evil-spock.jpg

[On a Pale Horse]

http://runninginheels.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Harry-Knowles-0011.jpg

Harry Knowles
vs

Comic Book Guy

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/9/9d/Comic_Book_Guy.png

[Bill 1981]

CBG, FTW...

[The Tall Man]

http://runninginheels.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Harry-Knowles-0011.jpg

Harry Knowles
vs

Comic Book Guy

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/9/9d/Comic_Book_Guy.png
CBG, FTW...
Fastest. Beatdown. EVER.

T.M., Esq.

[Bill 1981]

The Count

VS

Count Chocula

Hmm... From what I hear on the Sesame Street block, the Count is a hardcore fighter... So I go with The Count on this one...

As for Joe Pesci vs Evil Spock... Stalemate. Both men are stone cold mofos.

And now...

The van from Old School
http://imcdb.org/images/006/493.jpg

VS.

The van from The A-Team
http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/zombie-ateam-van.jpg

[On a Pale Horse]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Grumpy_Bear.jpg

VS

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_And6Oce4ozc/SgMAmnNL5hI/AAAAAAAAAOY/4TmCfBYLkwo/s400/grumpy+smurf.jpg

VS

http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/grumpy.jpg

VS

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID13006/images/oscar50.jpg

[Bill 1981]

Oscar FTW, yo.

[The Tall Man]

Oscar FTW, yo.
Cosigned, in Smurf blood.

T.M., Esq.

[Jus-X]

Hell no! Grumpy FTW

[On a Pale Horse]

Hell no! Grumpy FTW

3 of 4 of them are named Grumpy.

[Jus-X]

I don't mean Grumpy Bear or Grumpy Smurf. I mean Grumpy mang.

[On a Pale Horse]

He does wield a mean pick axe.

[Nukulur]

Your Mom vs. Your Dad.

[Jus-X]

My mom would kick my dad's lame ass all over the place.

[Bill 1981]

My mom was a female boxing champ, so mother FTW. :doggy:

The van from Old School
http://imcdb.org/images/006/493.jpg

VS.

The van from The A-Team
http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/zombie-ateam-van.jpg

Since this match-up was ignored, I'ma post it again

[Jus-X]

http://www.bjoern-eberhardt.de/images/SE_kitt.jpg
(KITT from the 80s)

vs

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kitt2.jpg
(KITT from 08)

As for the van's, A-Team's!

[Bill 1981]

Oh, man... Damn good match-up. Seeing as though I'm more biased to GM products, Old School KITT FTW.

[The Taff]

BATTLE OF THE SILENT KILLERS!

The Ninja

http://www.martinfaulks.com/USERIMAGES/ninja.jpg
Patron saint of nerds...

VERSUS

Carbon Monoxide

http://www.jillkgregory.com/images/blank.jpg
Only has one oxide, but that's all he needs...

[Jus-X]

I'm going with ninja. They practice breath control.

[Nukulur]

Bernadette Peters vs. her horrific alter-ego: Burnedtodeath Peters.

[On a Pale Horse]

The heavy girl high angle cleavage picture vs the shirtless dude in bathroom mirror picture:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KvY7lB7_o0w/SxFUvhZHfxI/AAAAAAAAAAw/nDKOmnOGK7s/s320/shirtless+guy1.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2007/Cropping.jpg

[The Taff]

I go with the girl. She's atleast cute, while the dude is practically seeping douchebag phermones.

[Kat]

Dr. Franknfurter vs Angela Baker

[The Tall Man]

Tango vs. Cash.

[Nukulur]

Dr. Franknfurter vs Angela Baker

Frank.

Tango vs. Cash.

Cash.


------

Your left index finger vs. your right index finger.

[The Taff]

Right index finger. That's my trigger finger.
ADDED:
GUS

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/losingthefamegame-2.jpg
We all know and fear him...

VERSUS

CTHULHU

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs37/300W/i/2008/246/6/9/Cthulhu__the_card_game_for_FFG_by_tegehel.jpg
Never heard of him...

[Bill 1981]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/bill1981/teamchop.jpg
Team Choptop

OR

All Other Teams

[The Tall Man]

Jack Carter (1970)
http://www.movieforum.com/people/actors/michaelcaine/images/getcarter.jpg

vs.

Jack Carter (1999)
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sylvester_stallone_15.jpg

T.M., Esq.

[On a Pale Horse]

Hippies vs Goths

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2008/03/hippies.jpg

vs

http://dopodomani.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/goths.jpg

[Josh1971]

People whose entire existence on facebook is to post pictures of themselves drinking at bars, puckering their lips, and flashing gang signs

vs.

A nuclear weapon.

[Jus-X]

Hug Weaving vs Sigourney Weaver
http://bilbohobbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Hugo-Weaving.jpg
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090112/293.weaver.sigourney.lc.011209.jpg


Tony Moran vs Rick Moranis
http://www.mania.com/monsters/images/_fbmd_hast_061410/michael_myers.jpg
http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/louis%20tully%20ghostbusters.jpg

[The Tall Man]

via, Wes-- ;)

The Gill Man vs. Bruce the shark.

T.M., Esq.

[On a Pale Horse]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/clash-of-the-titans/9.gif

vs

http://politicaljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/232980-jar_jar_binks_large.jpeg