Worst movie you've ever seen?

[Uncle Hugo]

What's the worst movie to have ever seen in the history of existance, and I don't mean just mediorce, bland, alright, or nothing special, I mean down right horrible, like watching someone scrape their nails down a chalkboard while hearing it all on surround sound, the worst of the worst.


For me it's Return of the Swamp Thing, what a piece of boring and predicable shit that was, if I wanted to secretly get back at someone for a past misdeed, I'd give him this movie and tell him it's good.

[Rich]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next Generation

I remember the first time I ever tried to rent this. It was on vhs when it was new. I went to Blockbuster and rented it and took it home. To my suprise the store messed up and put the original tape in there instead of Part 4. I watched it anyway and absolutely loved it. I was a fan for life right then and there. I went back and told them what happened and they allowed me to rent the Part 4 for free. So, I finally watched that and went back the next day asking if I can have the original back. :p

[The Tall Man]

Hey now... Return of Swamp Thing has the yummy Sarah Douglas in it.

The all-time worst movie I've ever seen hands-down is "This Stuff'll Kill You", a bootlegging movie made in the early 70's. Poor actors, only 2 or 3 locations in the whole movie, garbled or no sound throughout... You won't find a worse movie than this if you look.

T.M.

[Violent VictiM]

Stuck on You. The majority of the theater I was in left. My friend was begging me to leave, but I had to see how they ended that horrific piece of shit.

[Kat]

the Paperboy - not even good on cheesy B-rate levels. A 12 year old paperboy kills old women, so he can meet their hot grandaughters and family members at their funerals. I am not kidding, this is a lame ass peice of shit, the death's are lame, as are the actors. I give it a - 350 on a scale of 1 - 10.

[DavidDunn]

I couldn't truly name the quote unquote "worst of the worst", but I've got a few for a three way tie:

Batman and Robin. Joel Schumacher is good with horror (The Lost Boys), action (Falling Down), and drama (Dying Young), but Batman just was NOT his thing.

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd. This is the alpha and omega end all be all of shitty prequels. This horribly unfunny shitfest even beat The Phantom Menace in the bad prequel department. I expected more from Parker and Stone.

Teen Wolf Too. I happen to like Jason Bateman and I appreciate college comedies more than high school comedies, but let's face it. This was just a rehash of the original in every sense, replacing basketball with boxing, high school with college, and switching Stiles' race. Estee Chandler was pretty good as the wolf's love interest, though. She's worth the watch alone.

[Rich]

I enjoyed Batman Forever, but Batman and Robin was just aweful. I agree with that.

I also really really really really hate the much overrated remake of Dawn of the Dead.

[DavidDunn]

You know, I enjoyed Forever myself. It did have that whole Pan-Asia neon Gotham in it in parts, and Two-Face's makeup was a shit job, not to mention Tommy Lee's way over the top performance, but it did keep some of the dark elements of Batman '89 and Returns. Plus Burton was still involved. Too bad they vetoed his script and Keaton walked. And I fucking loved the sonar prototype suit. Plus Chris O'Donnell was a pretty good Robin.

But Batman and Robin was just a Burton-less travesty.

[The Dream Master]

the Paperboy - not even good on cheesy B-rate levels. A 12 year old paperboy kills old women, so he can meet their hot grandaughters and family members at their funerals. I am not kidding, this is a lame ass peice of shit, the death's are lame, as are the actors. I give it a - 350 on a scale of 1 - 10.

:eek:

I had forgotten all about this. I saw it one night on cable TV a long time ago, and it was, in fact, horrible. I remember my friend and I making fun of something the paperboy said. I can't remember what it was now.

[Melanie Jarvis]

I enjoyed Batman Forever, but Batman and Robin was just aweful. I agree with that.

I also really really really really hate the much overrated remake of Dawn of the Dead.


Yeah, Batman and Robin is also one of my least favorites as well. Oh yeah, and Seed of Chucky was really awful as well, but I don't think they meant for it to be good.

[Deathscythe]

I liked Batman and Robin, keep in mind I haven't seen the movie since I was a kid through.

[Spade]

Blood Sucking Freaks

[Violent VictiM]

Batman Forever was the ill movie. How could any Batman movie containing The Riddler as a villain not be great? On the case of Batman and Robin sucking elderly moose cock, I do concur.

[hack slash]

3 way tie between

Hostel, Blair Witch Project and Seed of Chucky

[Lammert]

Freddy vs. Jason ;)

Seed of Chucky and a lot of asian cinema.

[DavidDunn]

a lot of asian cinema.

You just reminded me of one that I saw on the one dollar DVD rack at Wal-Mart: The Man With Secret Kung Fu. I still haven't bought it, but I really want to, just to MST3K the fuck out of it.

[Uncle Hoody]

I hated The Skeleton Key (mostly because it was based where I live and NONE of it was shot where I live). Plus the whole thing just bored me to death. And I am madly crushing on Kate Hudson.


Years and years ago I seen a movie on HBO called "The Miracle Mile" and as I recall it was so terrible, at ten I was complaining about it for the week following.

[BluTsbunny]

Mulholland Drive. :pull: I hated this damn thing. My bf loves the hot girl on girl action in it...big suprise. :rolleyes: So he insisted that I watch it. The movie was so freaking weird that I don't even know what happened. And the sex scenes didn't do anything for me. :no:

[Nancy Thompson]

Seed of Chucky. That movie was just a waste

[sCabbOy]

Funny all of the movies listed here I'd rather watch than some of the turds I have seen- Backwoods (2001), Cheerleader Autopsy, The Munchies (Troll 2 bad-/good), Midnight Skater & The House That Screamed are amongst the top ones I remember (I also own all of these turds).

[The Tall Man]

Finally, somebody that knows a terrible movie when they see one. ^^

T.M.

[Sikbert]

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

I just couldn't believe how bad this was. I've seen horrible movies, but this one is the tops.

[FinalBeyond]

Driller Killer. A guy is annoyed by a band living above him and deadlines on his art. Rather than continuing regardless, or maybe even killing the band upstairs, he goes on a rampage and kills loads of homeless guys. And there was a surprising lack of gore.

I'd rather watch Batman and Robin end on end for a week than watch this again.

[mcilroga]

Mulholland Drive. :pull: I hated this damn thing. My bf loves the hot girl on girl action in it...big suprise. :rolleyes: So he insisted that I watch it. The movie was so freaking weird that I don't even know what happened. And the sex scenes didn't do anything for me. :no:

Mulholland Drive is one of my favorite films ever, and not (just) because of the girl-on-girl. It's a fantastic film, and has everything going for it. I love most of Lynch's work.

Anyway, Catwoman is probably the worst film I've ever seen.

[hack slash]

Sleepaway Camp

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Funny all of the movies listed here I'd rather watch than some of the turds I have seen- Backwoods (2001), Cheerleader Autopsy, The Munchies (Troll 2 bad-/good), Midnight Skater & The House That Screamed are amongst the top ones I remember (I also own all of these turds).

Haha, yeah, those movies are terrible. I have those, except for Midnight Skater and Backwoods.

I'd also rank Terror at Tenkiller and Horror House on Highway 5 among the worst movies ever made. :X

[Freddy-Fan]

Mine is probably the Ice Cream Man with Clint Howard. . .but what do I know, I liked TCM: The Next Generation and Hellraiser: Bloodline.

[Wheatjedi]

Deep Blue Sea. I just hated that movie! I call it "Deep Blue Crap."

[Jigsaw]

Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and Batman & Robin are on my all-time shitlist.

[hack slash]

Land of the Dead, Q & A, Weekend at Bernie's 2, Dream a Little Dream 2, Hills Have Eyes 2 either version

[Mutant Leprechaun]

Blood Rayne, that was a piece of shit and in my opinion an embarassment to the game.

TCM: The Next Generation, it's an insult to the series (and that's saying a lot).

Seed of Chucky, just bad in almost every way.

[James M]

The notion of lots of these movies being the worst someone has seen is funny to me. Guess you haven't seen a lot of DTV crap, especially DTV horror.

Worst movie I've ever seen: Feeders.

[sCabbOy]

I loved Feeders. Those movies made by the Polonia brothers suck, but I love them. There's still a lot of great DTV horror movies though. Just now when anyone can purchase a 300 buck DV camera and download Sony Vegas from a torrent site and make their own movie and then places like Brentwood, Camp, Sub Rosa and Tempe will release them (not to mention about a hundred other places).

I love indie horror. In more cases than not, there's a lot more love and respect that's put into them.

[Joshg]

I have plenty of horrible movies in my mind rate now of all genres.

Right now, I'll name my least favorite horror:

Return to Horror High (1987)

-HATE!!! It's so sloppy, the story is completely disposable, there's too many 'oh, it's just a dream/movie/hallucination...' Ach! There was a redeemable quality to it though. Marsha Brady. Great character she played....that's about it. :(

[CosmoBubba]

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen? Manos: The Hands of Fate. I actually own a version of it without the MST3K commentary, and the only time I've ever watched, I got about twenty minutes in before deciding that there were better things I could be doing with my time. Like watching paint dry, or setting my pubes on fire.

[The 5th Golden Girl]

I got into independent films a few years back, and I have seen some really bad films since then, the worst being a movie called "Away(A)wake" by the same people who did a favorite, unknown gem of mine called "Blue Citrus Hearts." "Away(A)wake" was just unwatchable, though. Bad acting, NO plot, bad cinematography... just very experimental and raw, but not in the good way.

The worst film I've seen in the theatre is a toss-up between "Rollerball" and "Super Nova," but to be fair, those movies were so bad my cousins and I had a ball making fun of them. I would never, ever watch either film alone, though, because it's not fun watching a bad movie by yourself. A bad movie can be usually be saved by having a couple friends (in my case, my cousins) to make fun of it with (which we have been doing with movies since we were five-years-old).

I'm glad this is "Worst Movie You've Ever Seen" and not "Worst Movie Ever" because I'm positive there is some really, really bad films out there that I won't even think about renting. Hell, there's probably a bunch of shelved films in Hollywood vaults that'll never see the light of day.

Oh, and I never walk out of a film, even if its horrible, because I've paid to see it. There's been plenty I'd love to leave the theatre during, but I just can't. If all else fails, I sleep or pig out on popcorn.

My cousin and his father walked out on a Tom Arnold movie called "The Stupids" when it was in theatres, and it happened to be on television the other day, and I can see why they got up and left. Oh, boy... horrible film. I don't mind Tom Arnold (I've liked a few of his movies, and his dramatic turn in "Happy Endings" was really, really good), but that was just crap.

[Germaniac]

Well, it depends on my mood which of the following I would classifiy as the abolute worst. It also depends on the genre. But here is my rank of the "cream de la crap".


Halloween 6: The crap of Michael Myers (all versions)

Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws (Mattei)

Zombi 3 (Mattei)

Burial Ground

Saw 2

Sleepaway Camp 2 & 3

Batman & Robin

James Bond_ Tommorrow never dies

James Bond: Die antoher day

[Psychoticninja]

Troll 2. I saw this movie the other day and it is COMPLETE garbage... like wow... wtf where they thinking

[Jason's Storm]

I saw it partially last night and the rest this morning. "Turbulence". Lauren Holly is a terrible actress and I'm surprised her character didn't just give up and jump off the plane.

~JS

[sCabbOy]

It's funny how a lot of these films listed are some of my favorites. Heh

[Jigsaw]

I have a new movie to add to my shitlist: Transformers (2007). My God, what a complete and utter pile of decomposing shit that was.

[The New Blood]

Burial Ground and Hell of the Living Dead. Now those are some really horrible movies with no redeeming qualities.

[Kat]

I saw it partially last night and the rest this morning. "Turbulence". Lauren Holly is a terrible actress and I'm surprised her character didn't just give up and jump off the plane.

~JS

I love that movie, where else can you see the mom from 7th Heaven getting slaughered by Ray Liotta? :p It was funny as hell (I know it wasn't meant to be). And it is a movie, I watch every Christmas eve with my evil crazy family.

[Ron]

It's funny how a lot of these films listed are some of my favorites. Heh

I was just about to say the same thing. Saw II?? That was a great movie!

[sCabbOy]

I watched a horrible movie last night- The Chooper (AKA Blood Shack). Man, haha, this movie was bad but I loved it all the same.

The movie was shot in the 70's on 16mm, horrible acting, a stupid premise, and the killer was a spirit but jsut a guy in a hoodie.

[Kane Lives]

Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain.

[sCabbOy]

I thought Evilbreed was alright, haha.

Loved the scene where the monster eats Jenna Jameson's breast implants...

[Kane Lives]

Another would be Dr. Chopper, which I saw back to back with Evil Breed. lol

[CrazyCamper]

Freddy vs. Jason ;)


Yup, that's gott'a be one of the worst ever, along with the entire NOES series...save 3, which was pretty good.

[The Dark Vampire]

I have a new movie to add to my shitlist: Transformers (2007). My God, what a complete and utter pile of decomposing shit that was.

WHAT?????

For the first time in my entire life I've been to see a movie twice at the cinema and Transformers is that movie I liked it so much I even talked my mother into going (on a side note to get her to go I had to agree to go see Hairspray with her)

[Jigsaw]

Sorry about my previous comment.

Anyway, I hated the Transformers movie because I found it extremely boring, the humor was stupid and totally unneeded, the dialogue was some of the worst ever and the Transformers themselves were hardly in the film and when they were even they were boring. Even the action scenes were terrible. Awful movie all-around.

[Kat]

As I said before, no movie can hold a candle to the awfulness of the Paperboy. I would buy that movie just to burn it but that would mean supporting it.

[The Dream Master]

Banana-Rama, did the kid in Paperboy go around saying "tell them I'm good!"? I'm pretty sure that's what was going on in the movie I saw.

[Kat]

Banana-Rama, did the kid in Paperboy go around saying "tell them I'm good!"? I'm pretty sure that's what was going on in the movie I saw.

Yeah, I believe so....

The premise of the entire movie was this kid was lonely and bullied, so he murdered old ladies to meet their hot granddaughters and nice families. The fucking kid's name was even Johnny. It was pure shit and I fucking hate that movie more than any other form of media. It wasn't even the slightest bit enjoyable. It makes porno look great

[The Dream Master]

It's been years since I've seen it. I remember watching it on cable one night. It was pretty fucking terrible.

[Kat]

It's been years since I've seen it. I remember watching it on cable one night. It was pretty fucking terrible.

And the dumbest fucking part was that he would fucking steal goddamned cookies from their houses after he killed them. I swear that kid in the movie was the most annoying kid in a movie EVER! And the girls that played the hot grandaughters and family members, looked like they had been rejected from the WB and some low brow porn. Seriously, even the old women in the film were awful damn actors.

[The Dream Master]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, it's not on DVD, so it'll languish in obscurity, right where it belongs.

[Monkey]

Sleepaway Camp
Thank you. The ending made me want to "smash things".

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is probably tops on my list. Maybe Robocop 3. It's hard to choose from so many piles of poo over the years.

My only advice is that you stay away from DTV horror while you can.

[Freddy-Fan]

Land of the Dead was a pretty big turd as well. . .but probably not the worst of all time.

[hack slash]

WHAT?????

For the first time in my entire life I've been to see a movie twice at the cinema and Transformers is that movie I liked it so much I even talked my mother into going (on a side note to get her to go I had to agree to go see Hairspray with her)

I agree DV I've seen Transformers 3 times in theaters and have loved each time, hell even my wife liked it and she had no interest in seeing it she was just going because the me and the kids wanted to see it


on subject:
Benchwarmers sucked ass as did Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Little Nicky, Smokey and the Bandit 3, Q&A, Alien 3, Weekend at Bernie's 2, Turbo:Power Rangers 2, Land of the Dead and No Holds Barred

[Deathscythe]

Oh man I forgot about Turbo Power Rangers, didn't they have a little kid as the Blue Ranger?

[ChoKo]

Ator: The Blade Master. It's an extremely shitty Conan rip-off that is SO bad it has to be seen to be believed.

Mac and Me. It's basically a 90-minute McDonald's commercial. Awful.

Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain. I refuse to watch anything that has Richard Grieco's name in the credits ever again.

Turistas. It's not worth the cost of a rental, let alone dropping $20 to buy the DVD.

Darkness Falls. Ugh.

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain. I refuse to watch anything that has Richard Grieco's name in the credits ever again.

:X......I saw it once, unfortunately. What a waste of film that was.

[NETRA]

My least favorite movie-going experiences were the ones where I got stuck with a date watching movies that not only sucked, but that also had long running times. I don't mind long movies if they're good. But why do so many guys insist on taking me to snoozers that last 3 hours???

I know I'm going to incur the wrath of a lot of people for at least one of my choices but that's okay. I can take it. Do your worst!!!

GODZILLA (the 1998 version with Matthew Broderick) I didn't think it was possible to ruin this movie. All they had to do was make a movie about an iconic monster attacking NY. A simple 88 minute big budget B movie and we'd all go home happy. But noooooo. We got 2 1/2 hours of a stupid fish-eating lizard. Ugh.

THE THIN RED LINE This movie was on a pretentious soap box for over three hours. I never saw an audience react with such hatred before. People were walking out on it and one old man even cursed it.

Okay, here we go. Please don't throw tomatoes at me. This is a brand new outfit. (Deep breath)

THE LORD OF THE RINGS

And now I must flee.

[101ant101]

I have plenty of horrible movies in my mind rate now of all genres.

Right now, I'll name my least favorite horror:

Return to Horror High (1987)


that looks good i watched the trailer. l hate all the Leprechaun movies there the worst films ever made. sorry if people like them

[Joshg]

It's not. Very choppy 101ant101. :( Veeeery, :P

[Jigsaw]

My list of worst movies ever:


Transformers (2007)
Tomb Raider
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Batman & Robin
Spider-Man
Jason X
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Saw III
Any romantic comedy

[ChoKo]

Any romantic comedy

I have to agree with you on that one. I hate that shit.

[Jigsaw]

Me too. The worst type of movie IMO. And the fact that so many of them are so successful at the box office pisses me off.

[Speck]

My friend made me watch a movie called "Gummo"

That was the stupidest, grossest movie I've ever seen. It was just beyond comprehension how stupid and pointless it was.

[hack slash]

Okay, here we go. Please don't throw tomatoes at me. This is a brand new outfit. (Deep breath)

THE LORD OF THE RINGS

And now I must flee.

:eek::eek:

but those movies were so good with all the walking for 9 hrs :side:>:( yawwnnn

back to the matter at hand

The Ninth Gate(I've never seen an ending that totally killed the movie like this one did)

TCM(original): Tried to watch it last night oh my god it was so boring and the acting was worse than an Uwe Boll film

[Uncle Hugo]

TCM(original): Tried to watch it last night oh my god it was so boring and the acting was worse than an Uwe Boll film

We're not gonna get along are we?

[hack slash]

We're not gonna get along are we?

sure we will, we just have different opinions:D

[Uncle Hugo]

No, I don't like you anymore.

[hack slash]

No, I don't like you anymore.


:eek::misery:
LOL

[DRE]

:eek::eek:

but those movies were so good with all the walking for 9 hrs :side:>:( yawwnnn

back to the matter at hand

The Ninth Gate(I've never seen an ending that totally killed the movie like this one did)

TCM(original): Tried to watch it last night oh my god it was so boring and the acting was worse than an Uwe Boll film


Those nine hours were better than anything that came out of Hollywood (of that genre and quite a few others) in the last twenty years, IMO.


TCM is a masterpiece in every sense of the word, and that's not following popular opinion (Pop opinion would be saying that Halloween is the classic of all classics, which I won't dispute because I love that film as well, but TCM trumps it in so many ways.)

While I respect your opinion, you couldn't be more off base.

[Uncle Hugo]

You could say it was boring and slow, I've heard that a million times and it doesn't bother me, some people like different kinds of movies, but to compare the excellent acting of Gunner Hansen, Marilyn Burns, Jim Siedow and Edwin Neal to anything from a Uwe Boll, that I find to be out of line and rather offensive.

[Deathscythe]

I thought Marilyn Burns was amazing during the dinner table scene.

[hack slash]

the person that makes me not able to watch TCM is the dude in the wheel chair(IMO worse than the fat guy in Friday 5) and the hitchhiker was annoying as hell as well

[DRE]

Yeah, Franklin is annoying, but I think his whole purpose was to be the whiny guy that everyone hates to hang out with. Paul Partain played his role well.

[mcilroga]

New contender: Death Sentence

Absolutely hated every single element of this film... everything. I don't remember the last time I've had such a horrid movie theater experience. I swear to God, the only thing that kept me there for two fucking hours (:eek:) was the delicious Nachos & Cheese serving (the theatre's food really improved -- wow). When I finally got to leave, I heard mixed reactions about this piece of shit, and I just felt like screaming just that. Not that I'm some obsessive fan of Kevin Bacon, but why on Earth did he choose that trash out of all the other scripts?

Not the worst film I've ever seen, but it's certainly up there. At least I still have The Brave One to look forward to. :)

[Rich]

I think Hack Slash is just pulling our chain. People have listed movies like Evil Breed, which I thought was a good movie, along with Darkness Falls.

Seriously though, until you guys have seen half of those old black and white public domain horror movies such as I Eat Your Skin, or a movie like Bog, you honestly have never seen the worst movie ever.

People list movies like Jason X and Leprechaun, but I bet I can think of ten movies easy that I would rather watch Jason X then.

[Jigsaw]

I'm not a fan of the original TCM, but it's nowhere near the worst movie ever made IMO. The acting may not be the greatest with the exception of the Sawyers, but compared to other Horror movies, it's leagues better than average.

[hack slash]

I think Hack Slash is just pulling our chain.
:D

Yeah I'll admit it's not the worst I've ever seen and the Uwe Boll crack was just for fun.. lighten up

I'm not a fan of it and I prefer the remake and the original is my least favorite Chainsaw film

[simonthekillerewok]

Worst movies:

Snakes on a TRAIN
Kolobos
The Omen 666 (remake)
House of Wax (remake)
Ghost Ship (remake)
The Fog (remake)
The Big Sleep
The Grudge 2 (US version)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Next Generation
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the beginning
Pokemon the first movie

[MaDMaNMaRz]

The Fog (remake)

I agree with you there. What a piece of shit that movie was. :X I'd have to say that was the worst remake ever, IMO.

[Erik]

Hostel Part II and Zombieween immediately spring to mind.

[DRE]

Actually now that you mentioned it, Hostel belongs on this list for me. Boring torture porn, boring characters.

[zombie extra 3]

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Jaws 3 aka Jaws 3-D
Jaws: The Revenge
Car 54, Where Are You?
Howling II
Laserblast*
"Manos" The Hands of Fate*
The Beast of Yucca Flats*
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Pod People*
Mighty Jack*
Eegah!*
Alien From L.A.*
Zombie Nightmare*
The Incredible Melting Man*
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank*
Hobgoblins*
Diabolik*
Bride of the Atom/Bride of the Monster*
Prince of Space*
Plan 9 from Outer Space
The American Ninja Series (the ones I have seen, don't remember which ones they were and don't care to remember)
House of the Dead
Mr. Nanny
Suburban Commando
Jingle All the Way
Universal Soldier: The Return
Submerged (my grandfather rented this once...this may be the worst movie of all time for me)

* = I have seen these in MST3k version only

My dad also mentioned the Big Chill to me. He once told me a story of how he saw it on a flight. He said it was boring as hell, yet it's actually a critically acclaimed film.

[MaDMaNMaRz]

"Manos" The Hands of Fate*

I am Torgo! Haha, Manos is SO bad. But at least the MST3K versions make them watchable. :)

[Killa Pimp]

Any and all:

A) UWE BOLL films

B) Asylum Films

C) Bloodless PG-13 MTV style remakes.

[Jigsaw]

Updated list:


Transformers (2007)
Tomb Raider
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Batman & Robin
Spider-Man
Battlefield Earth
Universal Soldier: The Return
Jason X
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
The Hidden II
Saw III
Howling: New Moon Rising
Any romantic comedy

[El Rooto]

Oh, God...I couldn't even finish The Hidden II.

[Jigsaw]

Also Starship Troopers 2, what a fucking terrible sequel. And The Blair Witch Project, boring as Hell.

[The Dream Master]

Oh, God...I couldn't even finish The Hidden II.

I fell asleep during this the first two times I tried to watch it.

I was wishing I'd gone for the trifecta when I actually finished it.

[Deathscythe]

Worst movies:

Snakes on a TRAIN

Oh my god, thank you for reminding me of that trash. I'll vote for that.

[Kane Lives]

976-Evil 2 was a bad one I thought.

[simonthekillerewok]

Oh I've now got Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' to add to my list. -that movie was worse then a D grade film project. And there will be no marks given "for effort" LOL

[NETRA]

Pod People*
Mighty Jack*
Eegah!*
Alien From L.A.*
Zombie Nightmare*
The Incredible Melting Man*
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank*
Hobgoblins*
Diabolik*
Bride of the Atom/Bride of the Monster*
Prince of Space*

* = I have seen these in MST3k version only

I LOVE that show! I read somewhere that they averaged over 700 jokes per episode. They weren't all funny jokes, but with so many coming at you so fast, you're bound to laugh eventually. Great, great show. And it's the only way to watch bad movies.

[The Dream Master]

Not only a great show, but the greatest show of all time.

I miss MST3K. :cry:

[MaDMaNMaRz]

I loved MST3K as well. I wished they would at least show the re-runs on TV. :cry:

[NETRA]

I loved the episodes with Joel. But was never a big fan of the Mike years. Nothing against him but just those years, for me, weren't as good. I missed the mad scientists and invention exchanges.

[hack slash]

Murder Set Pieces

[Merf]

People list movies like Jason X and Leprechaun, but I bet I can think of ten movies easy that I would rather watch Jason X then.

Which would be something called your "opinion".

Personally, I'd say the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a heaping bowl of tripe; the only reason I own the DVD, I'm sorry to say, is because I own parts two and three. My collection would look positively silly without the first one, awful as it may be, sitting alongside the sequels.

That being said, the worst movie I've ever seen would have to be Save the Last Dance. I saw it in a theater, not once but twice, with a girl I had been seeing at the time and passed out from sheer boredom each time.

[On a Pale Horse]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196507~Cool-as-Ice-Posters.jpg But that goes with out saying, as far as movies I was actually looking forward to... HIGHLANDER: THE SOURCE

[Kane Lives]

Alienator was bad one that I saw last night. lol

[ChoKo]

Class of 1999

Terrible, terrible film.

[The One and Only]

House of the Dead-Shit, pure shit.
The Fog(Remake)-Last flick I rented at my video store before it closed down to.

[zombie extra 3]

Not only a great show, but the greatest show of all time. I agree. Sucks that it isn't aired on television anymore.

[Ron]

Andre The Butcher.

[hack slash]

worst movie I've seen lately is I Am Legend(but at least it was a LITTLE better than Highlander:The Bore....I mean Source)

[The One and Only]

The Witches of Breastwick 2

[Uncle Hugo]

The Witches of Breastwick 2

Yeah the first was way better.

[MaDMaNMaRz]

:lol: The Witches of Breastwick.

Man, those soft-core movies are so horrible, and pointless.

[nottidelterrore]

Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2
Beaches
The Fog '05
Halloween '07
Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation sans the scenes with Clint Howard, which are gold.

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Some REALLY shitty horror films:

A Night to Dismember
Horror House on Highway 5
Terror at Tenkiller
The Fog remake
Black Christmas

[Fowlees]

Some REALLY shitty horror films:

A Night to Dismember
Horror House on Highway 5
Terror at Tenkiller
The Fog remake
Black Christmas

Marz! I hope you are refering to the re-make of Black Christmas and not the 1974 origional.:eek:



I'd be devastated if you were referring to the origional.:cry: It's one of my all time fav's.:D


You must clear this up immediately sir!:confused:

[The Dream Master]

Knowing Marz, I'm sure he's referring to the remake. ;)

[Fowlees]

Knowing Marz, I'm sure he's referring to the remake. ;)

I'd certainly like to think so. Marz generally seems to have good taste in horror flicks, which was why i was so shocked at this post of his.

Come on Marz..where are you?....Get this quandry cleared up for us already!!:)

[Chucky's back]

It's a draw between Jason X and House of The Dead. I eventually have to say House though. When is Uwe Boll gonna stop doing shit like this?

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Knowing Marz, I'm sure he's referring to the remake. ;)

I'd certainly like to think so. Marz generally seems to have good taste in horror flicks, which was why i was so shocked at this post of his.

Come on Marz..where are you?....Get this quandry cleared up for us already!!:)

:lol:

Yes, i'm referring to the remake. :)

[Fowlees]

Pheww! My faith in your good taste is restored once more.

3 CHEERS FOR MARZ:

hip, hip...hooray!

hip, hip...hooray!

hip, hip...hooray!

[God of Thunder]

A Night to Dismember
Track of the Moonbeast (MST3K episode is hilarious)
Kracker Jack'd
Ax 'Em
Crocodile (1981)
Back Woods (shot on video from a couple years ago. Wasn't even that funny.)
The Last Slumber Party
Psycho Scarecrow
Night of Horror
Mr. Ice Cream Man (not to be confused with Ice Cream Man)
Knight Chills
Terror at Tenkiller
In the Little Mansion

just to name a few that stick out. it takes a lot for me to say I truly hate a movie, honestly, some of my favorites include stuff like Devil Fish.

and Banana Rama speaks the truth, The Paperboy is fucking atrocious. I don't remember much of it, I saw it on video in 5th grade and don't intend on rewatching. All I remember was that the kid was a little shit head, and he got taken away by the cops or something at the end. Lame.

[El Rooto]

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Howling IV: The Original Nightmare
Catwoman
The Hidden II

I can think of more if I really try...but I would rather not.

[Jack Bauer]

Spider-Man
How can you hate that film? It was great!

[Jigsaw]

I thought it was boring and I hated the filming style of it.

[Jack Bauer]

Well, I could say the same thing about Spider-Man 3 then. It was boring and it tried to be a good film but the multiple villains ruined it.

[jah jah jason]

Titanic
Independence Day
Pearl Harbor
Jeepers Creepers
Cabin Fever
Hostel