The Muffin Game

[Mr. Undertaker]

This game is similar to The Pants Game on the old Forum, but with one difference, instead of replacing a word for PANTS now we will replace it for Muffin.
You take a line that's known from a movie or sitcom and replace a word for Muffin.

Of course I'll start.

"See you in another life, MUFFIN!" Desmond - LOST

[Denzil]

Looking at MUFFIN is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. Jerry (Seinfeld)

[Wheatjedi]

"May the Muffin be with you." - pretty much everyone in the Star Wars films.

[hack slash]

"What are you???"-Thug
"I'm Muffin!"-Batman(1989):D

[Denzil]

I have a bad feeling that whenever a MUFFIN looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

[Shoesalesman]

"Cool... my very own TerMUFFINator" :p
John Connor, T2

[Special Killa B]

You are not a MUFFIN! Why don't you pull the trigger and find out. - Young Guns 2

[hack slash]

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some MUFFIN, don't you think?-Serenity(2005)

[Wheatjedi]

"I met him 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No conscience, no reason, no understanding, in even the most rudimentary sense, of life or death or right or wrong. I met this six-year-old boy with a blank, cold, emotionless face. And the blackest eyes. Muffin's eyes."

- Dr Loomis, Halloween

[Shoesalesman]

"Do you know the Muffin Man?" from the movie Shrek

That was an easy one, I admit.

[Melanie Jarvis]

"I met him 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No conscience, no reason, no understanding, in even the most rudimentary sense, of life or death or right or wrong. I met this six-year-old boy with a blank, cold, emotionless face. And the blackest eyes. Muffin's eyes."

- Dr Loomis, Halloween


That one seriously made me laugh out loud.


"Show me the Muffin!"- Cuba Gooding Jr. "Jerry McGuire"

[Just Jeans]

"Go then. There are other MUFFINS than these." - Jake Chambers, The Gunslinger

[Rich]

"Hey, Muffin! Ever play skin the cat." - Wes Craven's New Nightmare

"Alright Muffin fucker, take yer best shot!" - Jason Takes Manhattan

"That makes me think of, a little girl in a pink dress, stickin Muffin through her doughnut." - Jason Goes to Hell

"It seems your boyfriend wants us to believe Muffin has returned." "I thought Muffin was just a legend." - Jason Lives

"Hey Alice! Wanna make Muffins! hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!" - Dream Child

[Just Jeans]

An alternate to one of Rich's:

"That makes me think of a little girl... in a pink dress, sticking a hotdog through a MUFFIN." - Creighton Duke, Jason Goes to Hell

[hack slash]

"It seems your boyfriend wants us to believe Muffin has returned." "I thought Muffin was just a legend." - Jason Lives

that is awesome

I'll rip out your Eyeballs and MUFFIN you, do you understand me Private Pyle?-
Full Metal Jacket(said by the very kid friendly(and the only man Chuck Norris respects) R.Lee Ermy:D)

[Melanie Jarvis]

"It seems your boyfriend wants us to believe Muffin has returned." "I thought Muffin was just a legend." - Jason Lives

Another one that made me laugh out loud.


Rob Dier: Muffin's body has disappeared from the morgue.
Trish: It was stolen.
Rob Dier: It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? Muffin's alive.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

[Just Jeans]

"In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the MUFFIN." - Rupert Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[Rich]

"Walking Muffins are not real!" "Oh yeah, well these damn bodies are sure real alright, so I say we regroup and let's go find this Muffin before he finds us!" "Watch your Muffin young man, and you'll do no such thing...I'm in charge here!" "Muffin is out now!" - Jason Takes Manhattan

"We are not talking any ordinary prisoner, Hoffman, we are talking Muffin on two legs." - The Return of Michael Myers

[hack slash]

Laurie- "Was that the Muffin?"
Loomis- "yes it was."

[Rich]

"I know what's going on here! It must be the Muffin man!" - Halloween - The Curse of Muffin Myers

"Enough with this Muffin Myers Bullshit!" - The Curse of Muffin Myers

"Tell the Sheriff I shot him six times! Tell him he's still on the loose...you don't know what Muffin is!" - Halloween II

"When there's no more room in hell, Muffin will walk the earth" - Dawn of the Dead

"Frank! We have such Muffins to show you!" - Hellraiser

[Just Jeans]

"You wanna fuck with me? Okay! You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little MUFFIN!" - Tony Montana, Scarface

[Wheatjedi]

"I spent eight years trying to reach him and another seven trying to keep him locked away because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely, simply Muffin."

- Dr. Loomis, Halloween

"He waited with extraordinary patience. There was a force inside him biding its time. The staff grew accustomed to his immobility and silence. To them, he was the perfect patient. He never spoke, he never cried. He never even moved. He just waited. The staff was unprepared. They didn't know what Muffin was."

- Dr. Loomis, Halloween II

[Rich]

"The essence of Muffin Kombat, it's not about death, but life." "Shang Tsung! I challege YOU to Muffin Kombat!" - Mortal Kombat

"I'm gonna have me some Muffin! I'm gonna have me some Muffin!" - Predator

"500 grand is my fee. For that ya get the mask...the machete...the whole Muffin thing" - Jason Goes to Hell

[Just Jeans]

"You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all MUFFINS like you."

"One MUFFIN goes in, another one comes out." - Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

[Rich]

"We're just Muffin off here!" - Day of the Dead

"It is the power of Muffin! The power of Muffin compells you! The power of Muffin compells you!" - The Exorcist

[Just Jeans]

"We're gonna need a bigger MUFFIN." - Chief Brody, JAWS

[girlychaos]

"Saving people, hunting things....Muffin business" - Dean, Supernatural

[hack slash]

Officer: MUFFIN is coming here?
Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, she is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Officer: We shall double our efforts.
Darth Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. MUFFIN is not as forgiving as I am. :D

[girlychaos]

"I'll be MUFFIN!" - Terminator

[Mr. Undertaker]

Alice: "Who are you?"
Pamela: "I'm Mrs. Voorhees. An old friend of the Muffins"
F13th part one

[Lauren Leigh Vale]

"I've got a special muffin, too!"

-- Steve Martin in The Jerk

[Mr. Undertaker]

Hasta la vista Muffin - Terminator

[Wheatjedi]

"Muffin on, Muffin off."

- Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid

[Mr. Undertaker]

"Run Muffin, Run!" Forest Gump

[hack slash]

"There can be only MUFFIN!"- Highlander(1986)

[Wheatjedi]

"My name is Muffin, but people call me..... Muffin."

- Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles

[Just Jeans]

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the MUFFIN." Ash, Army of Darkness

[BluTsbunny]

Ever danced with the muffin by the pale moonlight?-The joker

"I never liked these muffins. I set them on fire my fourth year. By accident of course." -Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire.

[Lammert]

From Part 6:

Tommy: Jason's not in his grave, Hawes is... dig him up, you gotta dig him up...
Martin: Dig him up..? Does he think I'm a MUFFIN?
Children: Yesssss

[Wheatjedi]

"Muffin's got nards!"

- Horace, The Monster Squad

[MaDMaNMaRz]

Halloween

Sheriff Brackett:"It's Halloween, I guess everyone's entitled to one good MUFFIN."

[Deathscythe]

Hulk Hogan: Whatcha gonna do, when Muffinmania runs wild on you!

[Wheatjedi]

"A boy's best friend is his Muffin."

- Norman Bates, Psycho

[hack slash]

"Muffin is as Muffin does."- Forrest Gump

[Rich]

Even a Man Who is Pure in Heart
And Says His Prayers by Night
May Become a Muffin
When the Wolfbane Blooms
And the Autumn Moon is Bright

- The Wolf Man (1941)

[girlychaos]

"A boy's best friend is his Muffin."

- Norman Bates, Psycho

:lol: That was really funny!

"You're totally my Muffin." - Claire, Heroes

[BluTsbunny]

Albus Dumbledore: Cornelius, I implore you to see reason. The evidence that Muffin has returned is incontrovertible.
Cornelius Fudge: Muffin is not back! Harry Potter & Order of the Phoenix.

Harry: No. Voldemort was giving him a job to do. Something important.
Sirius Black: And what was that?
Harry: He wants... Muffin. I don't know why, but he was going to use this man to get to Muffin. H.P. and Goblet of Fire

Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Muffins... the Muffins... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance! H.P. and Prisoner of Azkaban

Ron: "Follow the muffins." Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? H.P. and Chamber of Secrets

Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on muffins, Harry, and forget to live. H.P. and the Sorcerer's Stone.

[BluTsbunny]

Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a Muffin. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

Annelle: Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
Sammy: Muffin.
Annelle: I don't care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep Muffin in mine.
[dumps the Muffin out in the yard]
Sammy: Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sake!
Annelle: Who? Who did you say?
Sammy: Christ, Christ, Christ!
Annelle: Are you speaking of our Lord? Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
Sammy: That's the one.
Annelle: Well, I'm sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.
Sammy: Oh, Annelle, goddammit!
Annelle: I think we should pray.
Sammy: Oh, I'd rather eat dirt!


quotes from The film Steel Magnolias