View Full Version : Rambo Vs. Jason
Brett H.
01-18-2009, 01:36 PM
Flashbacks or Slashbacks?
Rambo would cut Jason up so bad he'd wish Rambo never cut him up so bad.
Darth Sinister
01-19-2009, 08:23 PM
Short of using a nuke, John Rambo can only delay the inevitable.
The Dream Master
01-19-2009, 09:01 PM
I could see Rambo easily surviving an encounter with Jason. He wouldn't kill him, of course, but he'd tear him up pretty good before running off to blow up shit in some foreign country.
Timberwolf Entertainment
01-19-2009, 09:57 PM
Laugh if you must.. but if the right person directed this.. this would be a hell of a finale to a film.
Imagine.. Rambo is now back in the USA after Rambo 4 wandering around like in the original film. He wanders into Crystal Lake... but Sheriff Garris's son (who is now sheriff) harasses him for vagrancy .. sending him off into the woods, where he Encounters JASON.
Jason would surly kick some ass.. but I think eventually Rambo's skill and training would allow him to survive and put Jason down for the count (at least only for this film)
The Dream Master
01-19-2009, 10:05 PM
I shit you not, but if you go back and look at one of the old Rambo threads around here, I had a dream about a Jason vs. Rambo movie.
And then Mears started going around stalking about he played Jason to be "Rambo-like" and shit. Weird.
Brett H.
01-19-2009, 10:29 PM
The whole reason I made the thread is because Rambo is everything Jason is and is not. He's an ultimate stalker/slasher, but he is smart, whereas Jason is not. So, I wondered how Jason could stand up to the man. Human Jason? Rambo would have his way with him in a second, no problem, zombie Jason, he'd struggle to take him down, but he's got all the tactics to take him out. I mean at worst I'm sure he could rig up a trap for Jason to fall in that he couldn't get out of and drop some fire down the hole and burn him to death.
nottidelterrore
01-20-2009, 12:25 AM
John J. blows Mr. Voorhees away. Of course Jason will be back shortly after the battle.
Matt326
01-29-2009, 02:52 AM
Jason can take more hits than Rambo
WesReviews
12-07-2010, 03:31 PM
I think Rambo would make short work of Jason, using the good ol' de-blooder.
Jus-X
12-07-2010, 06:58 PM
As much as Jason kicks ass, Rambo kicks more ass.
WesReviews
12-07-2010, 07:35 PM
All it would take is one explosive-tipped arrowhead, and Jason goes bye-bye JGTH-style.
Jus-X
12-07-2010, 08:06 PM
All it would take is one explosive-tipped arrowhead, and Jason goes bye-bye JGTH-style.
Ah man, don't say that! Then Jason possesses Rambo and becomes even more lethal.
WesReviews
12-07-2010, 08:13 PM
I dunno. Wouldn't Rambo have to eat Jason's heart first? Don't see that happening.
Then again... "He's been trained to eat things that would make a billy goat puke." So perhaps he would.
On a Pale Horse
12-07-2010, 09:31 PM
If 12 year old Tommy Jarvis can beat Jason, I dont see why a Green Berret could not.
Rambo in a landslide.
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