The Official "Let's Talk About Muffin" Thread

[girlychaos]

Okay....what can I say? You guys kind of convinced me....so, let's stop talking about Muffin everywhere and do it here instead...before the mods get mad at you guys! ;)

Now...all of you....let's do this! Go ahead... :rolleyes:

[hack slash]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals MUFFIN allows to live. :D.....LOL

[Wheatjedi]

Yes.... it's Muffin's world. She just lets us live in it.

[hack slash]

or she will eat us all...just like Paul:nervous:

[Wheatjedi]

Exactly. One must earn Muffin's respect by acknowledging her supreme coolness.

[Mr. Undertaker]

I say it just once: MUFFIN RULES!!!!

[Wheatjedi]

Little known fact: Muffin does not sleep. She waits.

[hack slash]

Muffin cannot love, she can only not kill.

[Jason's Storm]

Jason was going to kill Muffin, but Muffin was so cute. Instead he killed Muffin's stunt double.

~JS

[Wheatjedi]

If you want a list of Muffin's enemies, just check an extinct species list.

[hack slash]

not true! Jason didn't kill Muffin because he was to afraid of her after seeing what she did to Paul:eek::D...lol

[Wheatjedi]

The real reason Jason keeps coming back to life? Muffin.

[hack slash]

is Muffin's friends the same as Killa's crew or do I need to join that as well as to not offend the great Muffin:bow:

[Mr. Undertaker]

for real now... i think we should keep all our muffin stuff in this thread, 'cause the moderators are a bit tough lately.... we don't want anymore threads closed...... :D
btw.... in part 8 when Jason becomes a kid again in the toxic waste, all he wanted was muffin to make him confortable ....... poor jason

HS: everybody is welcome in the Muffin friends I belive......(just in case check it with wheatjedi first....lol)

[Wheatjedi]

Muffin would have been in Part 3, but the producers of the series thought she would have been far too terrifying in 3D.

[Mr. Undertaker]

I've heard they have actually did the scenes where muffin atacks harold's rabbit, but the animal rights guys cut them off

[Lauren Leigh Vale]

Muffin is only a figment of someone's imagination... You didn't see anything....

[hack slash]

MUFFIN is like the wind you never see her but she will destroy you

[The Dark Vampire]

I had a dog called Muffin once

man that dog could run problem was it never figured out how to stop so he had to crash into something.

[Jason's Storm]

I had a dog called Muffin once

man that dog could run problem was it never figured out how to stop so he had to crash into something.

Now that is funny. :D If it had been the F13th muffin, you would have lots of holes everywhere.

~JS

[hack slash]

Muffin doesn't kill be cause she has to....She kills because she can

[Wheatjedi]

Muffin taught Chuck Norris and Mr. T how to strike fear into the hearts of others.

[hack slash]

Muffin has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in her way.:D

[The New Blood]

Muffin is a dirty whore.

[Mr. Undertaker]

wow..... you can't talk about muffin like that.... she'll get really pissed...and you don't want her to get pissed!

[The New Blood]

omg, I hope Muffin doesn't appear in my apartment now. That would be so terrifying!

[hack slash]

just don't ever say MUFFIN 5 times in dark room with a mirror

[girlychaos]

Muffin is my friend....and I get free candy for that!!! :D

[Rich]

or she will eat us all...just like Paul:nervous:

And Gordon. I'll bet she ate Gordon too, but not before she raped him. :eek:

[The New Blood]

now we know why Gordan jumped out the window.

[hack slash]

rumor has it that in a deleted scene from Final Chapter you see Gordon just minding his own business until he saw Muffin at the end of the hall, nobody on the crew knew she was there until Gordon decided to jump to his own death instead of facing Muffin:D

[Wheatjedi]

Peter Bracke was supposed to interview her for Crystal Lake Memories, but he was terrified beyond belief at being in the same room with her. Muffin doesn't do phone interviews.

[Mr. Undertaker]

Alright Muffin-lovers we have a new thread on fan-fiction!!!!! I hope we all show up there as well!!!!

[hack slash]

Muffin is actually owned by Chuck Norris and it seems he tried to warn the cast and crew of her little......hunger

[girlychaos]

That makes sense to me....Wheat might not be too happy about it though...unless he is Chuck Norris! :confused:

[Wheatjedi]

Chuck Norris was Muffin's original owner, but he was too much of a wuss for her. :)

[girlychaos]

:lol:

Really?

[Shoesalesman]

I think the Emperor made a mistake in sending Darth Maul to take care of Obi Wan and Qui Gon in Episode I.

Darth Muffin should have been summoned instead.

[Wheatjedi]

Darth Muffin wouldn't have taken orders from that wrinkled old prune. She would have peed on his leg and bitten him in half.

[Mr. Undertaker]

I'm coming up with some muffin avatars.... if someone is interested please let me know!!!!

[Shoesalesman]

Oh lord, it begins... :rolleyes: :p

[Mr. Undertaker]

http://imajr.com/th/Muffin2_219497.jpg
http://imajr.com/th/Muffin1_219534.jpg

The one girlychaos is using and plus my profile picture. look close to the mirror!

[Wheatjedi]

Those are the most awesome avaters in the whole world. I'd like to shake your hand and buy you a steak dinner. :dog:

[Mr. Undertaker]

You still can make a deposite in my bank account for that matter.... :lmao: j/k
but seriously.... my account number is...... :D

[The New Blood]

I just realized Muffin is dead. The movie came out in 1981. :(

Poor Muffin.

[Mr. Undertaker]

check out my profile picture!!!!!
ADDED:
Wheat, sinc you are buying me dinner this one is custom made for you:
http://imajr.com/th/mr_t_muffin_219725.jpg

[Wheatjedi]

I just realized Muffin is dead. The movie came out in 1981. :(

Poor Muffin.

No, she isn't!!! Don't ever say that!!! Take it back!!!
ADDED:
check out my profile picture!!!!!
ADDED:
Wheat, sinc you are buying me dinner this one is custom made for you:
http://imajr.com/th/mr_t_muffin_219725.jpg

AWESOME!!!!!!

[girlychaos]

TNB....she really isn't!!!

Wheat....you just have to use that avatar now! C'mon!!!! :lmao:

[The New Blood]

What about Uber Muffin?

[Wheatjedi]

TNB....she really isn't!!!

Wheat....you just have to use that avatar now! C'mon!!!! :lmao:

Oh, I'm definitely using it. Mr. T loves Muffin!

[Mr. Undertaker]

I pity the fool who doesn't love Muffin!

[Wheatjedi]

I couldn't have said it better myself! :) And thanks for the rockin' new avatar!!!

[The New Blood]

I want to see an Uber Muffin!!

[Mr. Undertaker]

hehehehe.... well have to work on that...
wheat: nevermind that man.....anytime.....I'll do (almost) anything for Muffin!

[girlychaos]

Muffin is really cute! Awww!! I love my new avatar!!! :D

[hack slash]

It is said that looking into Muffin's eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same....death (especially if your name is Paul):D

[Wheatjedi]

Muffin doesn't need permission. Period.

[Shoesalesman]

Would you date Muffin?

[CanadianFonzie]

but Muffin is a dog, maybe if I was a handsome dog that could get any female dog impressed by my long tail