CHUCK NORRIS APPRECIATION PAGE VOL. 3

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

[Special Killa B]

Chuck Norris once ran around the World so fast that he punched himself in the back of the head.

[BlakeTyner]

Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. Has nothing to do with ancestry...the man ate a fucking Indian.

[Special Killa B]

Chuck Norris once entered the Summer Olympics and won every gold medal in every event except one. Let's just say the judge that gave him a low score costing him the last gold medal no longer judges in the Olympics.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

[Jason's Storm]

100 proof liquor is just like water to Chuck Norris.
The only drink that can get him slightly buzzed is a drink called, "Chuck Norris".
The drink "Chuck Norris" has been known to kill one person a day... per state.

~JS

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger then cried himself to sleep

[BlakeTyner]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[Special Killa B]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.:D

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.:lmao:

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

[Speck]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/chuck-norris-attorney.jpg

[Jason's Storm]

"Chuck Norris
Attorney
'I respect injured people... and kill guilty ones'
"

~JS

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CHUCK NORRIS
Attorney

"I INJURE PEOPLE"

[DavidDunn]

Chuck Norris allowed his urine to be mass produced and manufactured as an energy drink. We know this drink as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris smoked a carton of cigarettes a day, every day for three years until it was revealed that he had multiple tumors, all malignant, eating away at his body. He was able to destroy every single tumor and restore his body back to perfect physical condition by flexing for 30 minutes.

Chuck Norris does not read. He simply stares a book down until he gets the information he wants.

[Jason's Storm]

Chuck Norris, doesn't do pushups, the earth, just pushes away.

~JS

[Utellme]

Chuck Norris don't get frost bite he bites frost

[Special Killa B]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

[The Dream Master]

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed everynight. :X

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

[Special Killa B]

- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity..........TWICE!
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Delta Force 1 and 2.
- Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate, it's called Chuck-Will-Kill
- When an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger aired in France the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be safe.
- When taking the SAT, write Chuck Norris for every answer, you'll score over 8000
- Chuck Norris won the 1983 World Series of Poker with a Joker, a Get Out of Jail Free Card, a 2 of Clubs, 7 of Spades and a #4 Green Uno card.
- Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer walked into a bar. Within minutes the bar was destroyed, as that level of awesomeness in one room cannot be contained.
- If you goggle "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" results will be 0
- Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, then he roundhoused kicked the deputy.
- Chuck Norris doesn't own a house. He walks into a random house and people move.
- Chuck Norris smells what The Rock is cookin' because The Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
- "Brokeback Mountain" is not only a movie but it's the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' back yard.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad he transforms into The Hulk. When The Hulk gets mad he transforms into Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked a horse in the jaw. We call them Giraffes now.


Chuck Norris on Family Guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpAGxwSi8HI

Chuck Norris vs Conan O'Brian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V22INb7H1sI

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Chuck Norris reading the list
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs&mode=related&search=

[Special Killa B]

^^LOL!!! I like Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer but the bad news is he doesn't cry.

[CosmoBubba]

Actually, Chuck has cried once. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.

[Special Killa B]

- Everybody loves Raymond..........except Chuck Norris.
- The original title for Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film production was canceled after they realized no one wanted to pay ten dollars for a movie 10 seconds long.
- When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped
- Jean-Claude Van Dam once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream with a roundhouse kick to the head.
- Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris already did her.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

[Special Killa B]

Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

[Special Killa B]

When Arnold said "I'll be back" in The Terminator, he was going to get Chuck Norris for help.

[CosmoBubba]

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because Chuck Norris touches himself at night.

[Jason's Storm]

The Godfather is based on Chuck Norris' as a kid, except he didn't have to fire a shot in order make people obey.

~JS

[Special Killa B]

- The Matrix is being re-released on DVD with an alternate ending. It shows Chuck Norris kicking Keanu Reeves ass for trying to make us believe that he is "The One" when we all know Chuck Norris is the only "One"

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The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.


Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

[CosmoBubba]

Chuck Norris once had sex with an 18-wheeler. Nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.

[Fowlees]

Chuck Norris is the only person who can take down Buddy Repperton.

[aerokissfloyd]

Chuck Norris once walked into the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

No girl has ever fucked Chuck Norris without needing 15 stitches

Chuck Norris has never gotter a blowjob, but he's sure fucked a lot of mouths.

There are 1242 items in a room Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

When showing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, it is actually shown that Chuck Norris rapes the victim, smokes a cigarette and then proceeds to kick the victim in the face.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Saving Private Ryan is loosley based on a dodgeball fight Chuck Norris had when he was in 2nd grade.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.


Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

[Uncle Hoody]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Y2Hood/chucknorris.jpg

[ChoKo]

http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.PNG

And here's an actual roll of Chuck Norris toilet paper:
http://digilander.libero.it/macs_73/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg

[Special Killa B]

Chuck Norris doesn't iron his clothes he just stares at them and the wrinkle's come out.

[aerokissfloyd]

Chuck Norris and sharks made an agreement once. The agreement was that if Chuck Norris stays on land, sharks will stay in water.

[Special Killa B]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/knight2b2003/chuck-norris-.jpg

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[aerokissfloyd]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

[Darth Sinister]

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[Special Killa B]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o316/Ty1986/our-chicken-kicks-like-chuck-norris.jpg
Chuck Norris' favorite fast food

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/Demongo55/07-chucknorris.jpg
Chuck Norris' favorite movie

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Chuck Norris' favorite video game

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.:D

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.


Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.


Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

[ChoKo]

I hate to break it to you guys, but everything ever said about Chuck Norris is actually about Charles Bronson.

[Special Killa B]

- Chuck Norris eats Rubix cubes and shits them out solved.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no signs of life there
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars....Chuck Norris still has more money then you
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris always donates blood to the Red Cross.....just never his own
- Chuck Norris is really Luke Skywalker's father
- Chuck Norris once invented a language by combining his karate and roundhouse kicks. So the next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass don't be offended, he's just saying that he likes your hat.
- Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a control button because Chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control.
- When you open a can of whoop ass Chuck Norris jumps out.
- When you ask Chuck Norris "What time is it?" He always answers "Two seconds till." When you say "Two seconds till what?" He roundhouse kicks you in the face.
- Someone once video taped Chuck Norris getting pissed off, they called it "Walker Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger to the sky and yelling "BANG!"
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
- Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter
- They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue however the game always ended the same, Chuck Norris, in the library, with a roundhouse kick.
- A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" in one quick bite Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag and the man.
- The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup it's the fact that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

[ChildrenoftheDamned]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.
If Chuck Norris is ever late, time better slow the fuck down...

[Special Killa B]

- There is no definition for "roundhouse kick" in Webster's Dictionary. Reason being is Chuck Norris killed Webster after Webster asked Chuck Norris to deminstrate one first.
- The Black Eyed Peas were simply just called The Peas until they met Chuck Norris.
- There are actually two hands that can beat a Royal Flush....Chuck Norris' left and right.
- When you have a problem just ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?" but then you would just have to give up because no one can do what Chuck Norris can do.
- Jesus wears a "What Would Chuck Norris Do? bracelet.
- There is only one man that knows of Chuck Norris crying.....his name is Noah.
- The Bible was originally called "Chuck Norris and Friends"
- Chuck Norris looked to the sky and screamed "I AM THE MAN!" God agreed.
- Chuck Norris really died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't had the balls to tell him.
- Chuck Norris bought a small cottage next to a cemetary for a summer home. The next day the cemetary grounds keeper noticed that all the dead bodies had dug themselves out of their graves and were gone. A news reporter found all the dead bodies hiding in a cave in the woods. The reporter asked one of the dead bodies why they all are hiding in the cave. The dead body said that they had all been killed by Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris promised he would be back one day to finish the job.

[Jus-X]

Chuck Norris doesn't go out to find a good deal on Black Friday. Black Friday goes out to shop for some Norris, and gladly pays double the price.

[Special Killa B]

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Chuck Norris gave to me....12 Broken Bones
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, Chuck Norris gave to me.... 11 Dead Ninja's
On the Tenth Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 10 Season's of Walker: Texas Ranger
On the Ninth Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 9 Neck's Snapping
On the Eighth Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 8 Heads Exploding
On the Seventh Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 7 Seconds In Heaven
On the Sixth Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 6 Amputated Limbs
On the Fifth Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... A 5 Second Head Start
On the Fourth Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 4 Crushed Fingers
On the Third Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 3 Spinal Cords Cracking
On the Second Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 2 Black Eyes
On the First Day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me.... 1 Roundhouse Kick to the Face

[Jus-X]

Jet Li does a jump-spin-roundhouse kick...
Chuck Norris kicks away the ground, spins, and roundhouses... all before the earth snaps back into place.

[Jus-X]

I can't sleep, so I invited Chuck Norris over to give me a very very light roundhouse kick to the head. If you don't see any posts in 12 hours, call 911.

[Darth Sinister]

http://www.motifake.com/temp/the-final-chuck-norris-fact-bruce-lee-chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1259789703.jpg

[Scarecrow]

Chuck Norris?

Bruce Lee takes him, barely working up a sweat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE


- Scarecrow

[Spook]

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http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/chuck-norris-punches-chick.1243014330.gif

'Nuff said.

[Jus-X]

At night, Freddy Krueger says a nursery rhyme to keep Chuck Norris dreams away.

[Utellme]

I only have 2 things to say they might have been said all ready but anyway here they are.

Chuck Norris does not get frost bite he bites frost.

Chuck Norris does not do push ups he pushes the earth down.

[Jus-X]

Chuck Norris went camping in Crystal Lake. He not only came back without a scratch on him, but let's just say Jason doesn't live there anymore either.

[Spook]

Chuck Norris clogs up the toilet with his piss.

Q: Why can't Chuck Norris grow hair on his balls?
A: Cause hair doesn't grow on steel.

[The Dream Master]

Here's something fun:

Go to Google. Type in "find Chuck Norris" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky button." Enjoy. :p

[Utellme]

I know this might cause a little conflict but ill tell you a match Chuck Norris would have his hands full.

Chuck Norris vs Mike Ditka

For me it would be a close one but id still have to go with Ditka.

[Special Killa B]

- Originally Chuck Norris was supposed to be cast as Rocky Balboa, however there was only one problem........Chuck Norris never loses a fight.
- One time Chuck Norris was swimming and his swin shorts accidentally came off. This resulted in the first sighting of the Loch Ness Monster. Now and then Chuck Norris returns for an occasional swim and to cause chaos.
- If Chuck Norris was on top of the Empire State Building and dropped a watermelon and a marble at the same time which would hit the ground first? Chuck Norris would you dumbass.
- Chuck Norris can leap over leap year.
- The new Chuck Norris slogan: Can You Feel Me Now?
- Chuck Norris can run a marathon on the toilet and win.

[WesReviews]

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter... he is already following you.

Happy belated Birthday to Chuck Norris. He turned 71 yesterday... or perhaps it was the number 71 that turned Chuck Norris yesterday. :P

[Jus-X]

When Chuck Norris comes to town, the freaks do not come out at night.

The last thing youh ear before Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tells.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he absorbs air through his beard.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a revolving door. It created a vortex that sucked in and destroyed everything within 50 miles... except Chuck.

Chuck Norris showed the movie "Missing In Action" to the Vietnamese government. After that they admitted defeat.

[Jus-X]

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[WesReviews]

Chuck Norris & Bob Shaye's birthdays are mere days apart (March 10 and March 3, respectively)... and Bob is only one year older.

Coincidence... I think not.

[Darth Sinister]

Except no one would've ousted Chuck from New Line Cinema.

[Corpsefiend]

Are you guys fucking serious with this? Whatever, these have probably been said, but:

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. When he came back they were just the Islands.

Chuck Norris once cummed on a rusty pickup truck, it then turned into Optimus Prime.

You know how they say the grass is greener on the other side? Not when Chuck Norris has been there, then it's covered in blood.

[Chex]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/Shbmp5tQh4I/AAAAAAAAGRE/cI10VW-A6fM/s400/chuck_norris_action_figure_mustache.jpg

Action figure!

[WesReviews]

This was the one I had when I was little...

http://thepoptopshop.com/osc/images/ChuckNorris.JPG

Also, they're making a new Chuck Norris talking Bobble Head based on his look in Invasion USA...

http://awesometoyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Chuck-Norris-WackyWobbler.jpg

[WesReviews]

Slovaks Vote Overwhelmingly to Name Bridge After Chuck Norris (http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/27/slovaks-vote-overwhelmingly-to-name-bridge-after-chuck-norris/)

Against all reason, “Chuck Norris” is the top contender for the name of a new pedestrian and cycling bridge connecting Slovakia to the neighboring country of Austria.

The Slovakian public has been granted the opportunity to vote for potential monikers for the bridge, which will span the Morava River from just north of the capital city, Bratislava, to the Austrian village of Schlosshof. The perhaps more logical but certainly less exciting runners-up include Maria Theresa, after an Austro-Hungarian empress, and Devinska, in honor of a nearby village, Reuters reports.

The final decision will be in the hands of a regional assembly. But according to a regional governor, Pavol Freso, lawmakers will adhere to the people’s wishes as indicated in the online ballot.

Chuck Norris is an American martial artist-turned-actor whose moves inspired the Internet phenomenon of Chuck Norris facts. He’s become a hyperbolic icon of infallibility, a reputation which seems to have traveled to Slovakia. Norris is also known for his starring role on the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, a crime drama that ran for eight seasons.

As of Thursday, Chuck Norris Bridge received 1,157 votes — 74 percent of the total. The runner-up, Maria Theresa Bridge, has been roundhouse kicked to second place, with a scant eight percent of the total votes. If come April the bridge is indeed dubbed Chuck Norris, the legend himself won’t even need it, because as they say, Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris steps over oceans.

By the way... just realized where this thread was. Why is it not in TV/Movies?

[Jus-X]

[Why is it not in TV/Movies?

Because Chuck Norris is not made to be a bad-ass in movies, he makes the movies bad-ass. Out of respect for Chuck, he was given his own thread away from the movies. To associate Chuck with movies is simply diluting his awesomeness. We associate movies with Chuck!

[Jus-X]

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[WesReviews]

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The first info regarding Chuck Norris' character has been revealed by the Expendables 2 Facebook Page...

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Booker "The Lone Wolf" (played by the legendary Carlos Ray Chuck Norris) is a one-man military campaign, and a new member of the #DirtyDozen.

Like this post if you're excited to see what kind of damage he will unleash in The Expendables 2.

Very cool that his nickname/codename is "The Lone Wolf" as a reference to Lone Wolf McQuade.

[Bill 1981]

http://awesometoyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Chuck-Norris-WackyWobbler.jpg

Oh, I'd so fucking own that. :sniffle: