What Would VV Do With The Shampoo Bottle? (WARNING: Could get ugly...and sexy.)

[Violent VictiM]

Hood prompted me to ask, "What would I do alone with you guys and a shampoo bottle"?

Come at me with the craziest shit you got; I promise I won't get offended but that doesn't mean everyone won't, so lets try to keep it R. But like, the kind of Rated R where it was just cut enough to just make it back down to an R rating. As much shit as possible before you cross the line.

Okay....GO! (p.s. - I think DaveDunn wins should he participate.)

[Uncle Hoody]

push it in and out at a medium pace

[The New Blood]

He'd enter the deep hole with a scent like honey suckle, and devour the poop deck.

[sCabbOy]

Wash it out and throw it into my recycle bin.

[Violent VictiM]

Wash it out and throw it into my recycle bin.

:lmao: Oh, that's in the lead by far.

[Darth Sinister]

push it in and out at a medium pace

I laughed my balls off at that song.

[DavidDunn]

I'll win, should I participate? That's thoughtful, VV.

So, us, VV, and an empty shampoo bottle. I'd say we'd all take turns peeing in it and then he'd use it to condition his hair. Gives new meaning to 'golden shower'. Or in reverse. The bottle would be filled with VV's piss already, and we'd be forced to wash our own hair with it at gunpoint.

That's all I got. I use Softsoap on my hair, so yeah.....

[Violent VictiM]

And I sure as hell wasn't wrong.

:lmao:

[aerokissfloyd]

We'd film the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup.

2 dudes 1 shampoo bottle.

Get the piano music!

[Jason's Storm]

Break it and sharpen pieces to a sharp point to make a siv.

~JS

[Trioxin]

I say he'd eat the whole bottle and start puking up soapy green slime all over us. (That's the ugly... and here comes the sexy!) We'd all start getting mysteriously turned on...


The outcome is up to you.

[Violent VictiM]

In that case the outcome is furious masturbation with the shampoo/stomach acid.

[SlasherFreak]

lol, you fuckers are sick!!!

[Trioxin]

lol, you fuckers are sick!!!


:lmao: Yes... yes we are.

[NiteMare Shape]

How big of a shampoo bottle are we talking?

[Violent VictiM]

Anywhere from a normal sized bottle, to the Cosco family shit.

[SlasherFreak]

VV would shove it up some poor mans anal crevice, and then make a homemade bong out of it.

And then he'll smoke out of it.

[Skye]

We'd get a group of forum members and play "Spin the Shampoo Bottle". :D

[Violent VictiM]

We'd get a group of forum members and play "Spin the Shampoo Bottle". :D

Hawt! So hawt! :drool:

[Uncle Hoody]

"The Violent Victim Shampoo Bottle Award" - Awarded annually to the forum member most likely to wind up behind bars for a crime against nature.