View Full Version : Killer Klowns Vs. The Joker
Jigsaw
09-04-2008, 02:23 AM
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Killer Klowns
Vs.
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The Joker
The Clown Prince Of Crime up against the Killer Klowns From Outer Space, who wins?
I know the board's been overwhelmed with Joker polls and my Pennywise Vs. Joker one was going to be my last, but this was one I just had to do. I'll abstain from voting for now, since I haven't seen KKFOS in a long time, but I remember how they were defeated in the film, and I think The Joker could stand a good chance against them, if merely mortal humans were able to kill them in the film.
Scarecrow
09-04-2008, 04:11 PM
This wins the award for the weirdest thread yet. :p
- Scarecrow
El Rooto
09-05-2008, 01:08 AM
I admire the man who can respond seriously to this.
Sorry.
I think the Joker would get the idea to aim for the nose sooner rather than later.
God of Thunder
09-05-2008, 01:18 AM
Well, I vote for the Killer Klowns. The Joker's a crafty villain, but the Klowns outnumber him, and I doubt he'd be able to get close enough to pop their noses. They'd turn him into cotton candy at the first sight of him.
Psychoticninja
09-05-2008, 03:15 AM
While the Joker is smart and crafty .... i dunno, i can barely remember the movie KKFOS, so to give an honest opinion i need to watch over the movie.
I'd say Killer Clowns because there are more of them and they are aliens, right?
Jigsaw
09-05-2008, 04:14 AM
I think they are.
Dave Dunwoody
09-05-2008, 08:28 PM
Killer klowns from outer space? Holy shit.
I'd give it to the Joker. The klowns have perhaps an even greater arsenal of gimmicky weaponry, but it seems like one has to be extremely stupid to fall into their clutches.
Scarecrow
09-06-2008, 09:28 AM
Pretty sure The Joker has numerous projectiles that could pop their noses and thus kill them.
- Scarecrow
Jigsaw
09-06-2008, 09:33 AM
The Joker has access to numerous types of weapons he's very skilled at using and also has his gadgets, such as the electrical handbuzzers and the cyanide pies. The Klowns employ their Acid Pies. A fight between them using their pies would be interesting (and probably quite nasty too, given the effects the chemicals have).
Chucky's back
09-06-2008, 10:56 AM
If this was a fight between the comic book Joker, I think he'd win. Heath's Joker only used guns and knives, but in the comics he had lots of cartoonish gadgets at his disposal which might've given him the upper hand.
Jigsaw
09-06-2008, 10:16 PM
I think TDK Joker could employ gadgets similar to what The Joker in the comics and TAS has used, we just never saw it because the director is so fixated on making things as realistic as possible in his Batman films.
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