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andrew8798
06-18-2008, 12:25 AM
Snake doesn't listen.

Police: Python refused owner’s order to attack
He allegedly told snake to 'Get them!' and is now in jail; python at shelter

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. - Police here say they arrested a man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for them that 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient.

Police Lt. James Viadero says 21-year-old Victor Rodriguez was charged with threatening police and disorderly conduct after Monday's incident. No one was hurt.

Officers were called to Rodriguez's apartment on a report that he was threatening his girlfriend with the pet reptile.

Viadero says that when the building superintendent opened the apartment door for the officers, Rodriguez allegedly threatened them with the snake and told it to "Get them!"

Rodriguez and his pet were both taken away: Rodriguez to jail on a $10,000 bond, and the albino python to the city's animal control shelter.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25213966/

Darth Sinister
06-19-2008, 01:46 AM
All I gotta say is...

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o170/darth-ermac/Funny/bwahaha.jpg

zach82
06-19-2008, 06:31 AM
Could you imagine that situation if you could actually train snakes to attack? :o

Alex DeLarge
06-19-2008, 07:05 AM
All I gotta say is...

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o170/darth-ermac/Funny/bwahaha.jpg

I <3 Ted Kord. :sniffle:

Jigsaw
06-21-2008, 11:04 PM
Could you imagine that situation if you could actually train snakes to attack? :o


I don't doubt somewhere in the world, somebody has their animals or their pets trained to attack anyone they sic them on.

Darth Sinister
06-22-2008, 07:50 PM
Well, yeah. But a snake? Come on!

God of Thunder
06-23-2008, 11:03 PM
I can imagine how it must have been to watch this.

"Ha, Viadero! I'd love to come willingly, but I borught my SNAKE OF DOOM!!! to help me out! Ha hahahah!"

*snake shows itself*

*Rodriguez laughs evilly and points to officers*

"GET THEM!!!!!!"

*looks at the ceiling laughing evilly, ominous music.... music stops, laughing stops and he looks at the python*

*snake is just sitting there, moving slightly around, flicking it's tongue*

"Come on, boy, go get em!"

*snake sits there*

"Come oonnnnnnn"

*snake slithers away to the other side of the room*

*cops handcuff Rodriguez*

Cop: "Dumbass."

"You win this time, but I'll be back!!! This isn't over Viadero.... thiiis isssn't ooooveeer!!!! Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!"


LOL.

Jigsaw
06-23-2008, 11:21 PM
I doubt any footage of this incident was taped, but the whole thing must've been hilarious to have seen.

Uncle Hoody
06-24-2008, 02:17 AM
My pet rock is lethal. Beware the wrath of Phydeaux The Rock!!!


I mean if you're going to get a snake as protection, a python is the wrong way to go about it. Smuggle in a rattlesnake or something. Show some incentive!

D-Lo
06-24-2008, 09:15 PM
I can imagine how it must have been to watch this.

"Ha, Viadero! I'd love to come willingly, but I borught my SNAKE OF DOOM!!! to help me out! Ha hahahah!"

*snake shows itself*

*Rodriguez laughs evilly and points to officers*

"GET THEM!!!!!!"

*looks at the ceiling laughing evilly, ominous music.... music stops, laughing stops and he looks at the python*

*snake is just sitting there, moving slightly around, flicking it's tongue*

"Come on, boy, go get em!"

*snake sits there*

"Come oonnnnnnn"

*snake slithers away to the other side of the room*

*cops handcuff Rodriguez*

Cop: "Dumbass."

"You win this time, but I'll be back!!! This isn't over Viadero.... thiiis isssn't ooooveeer!!!! Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!"


LOL.

Nice story.

Really I was picturing it more like half baked where he goes "Yo Killer, kill!" "Killer kill, yo!"

Patrick
06-24-2008, 09:20 PM
Dumbass. Sounds like Alice telling Bill about the snake on Friday 1 "Well call him!"