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Speck
05-08-2008, 11:34 PM
From The Houston Chronicle (http://www.chron.com)

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.



Of all the things to use as a bong. :duh:

El Rooto
05-08-2008, 11:36 PM
What the fuck?! That's bizarre.

Jigsaw
05-08-2008, 11:37 PM
I've heard it all now :twitch:

sCabbOy
05-08-2008, 11:49 PM
I think these people need counseling more than they need legal punishment.

Cody
05-08-2008, 11:57 PM
The wackiest thing about it is, I remember another time that this happened (http://www.wesh.com/news/9447058/detail.html).

Copycats.

Uncle Hugo
05-08-2008, 11:57 PM
At least they didn't fuck it, but still that is bizarre and sick.

Jigsaw
05-09-2008, 12:03 AM
I think these people need counseling more than they need legal punishment.


I agree, but I also think that for being in possession of illegal drugs and descrating someone's grave, they need a combination of both. At least six months in prison would be a suitable sentence for them IMO, along with rehabilitation, counseling and community service.

nottidelterrore
05-09-2008, 01:21 AM
What a couple of losers. Doing something vile to...smoke pot. Ok. Wow.

Gringo Loco
05-09-2008, 01:36 AM
You know it surprises me the lengths that some potheads will go to get a buzz, but it shouldn't. And it's quite sad, to say the least.

sCabbOy
05-09-2008, 01:39 AM
I agree, but I also think that for being in possession of illegal drugs and descrating someone's grave, they need a combination of both. At least six months in prison would be a suitable sentence for them IMO, along with rehabilitation, counseling and community service.

Without a doubt. If I were their parent(s) I would be mortified that they dug up a body to begin with more than the pot smoking to tell you the truth.

The New Blood
05-09-2008, 01:42 AM
Sick pieces of shit. I hope they get a severe punishment.

Uncle Hoody
05-09-2008, 03:25 AM
1. That's messed up.

2. Great now Speck is posting really messed up news stories.

3. I wonder how the family of the deceased feels.

4. That's going to leave some permanent psychological damage on that juvenile!

CosmoBubba
05-09-2008, 04:14 AM
I've heard of people using all kinds of wacky things as bongs, but this is fucking ridiculous. Couldn't they just pretend they were the MacGyver Stoner from Half Baked and whip something up with an avocado, an ice pick, and a snorkel?

NW77
05-09-2008, 05:41 AM
What the hell....?!? Of all the thing to do, they want to use a head to smoke pot? Damn! This is just one good reason I don't smoke pots: don't want to be desperate to smoke out of anything, including a rotten head. :duh:

ZPowers
05-09-2008, 06:07 AM
That's some sort of Ed Gein shit.

BlakeTyner
05-09-2008, 06:17 AM
"Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less."

http://www.livinit.com/images/stephenbaldwin.jpg

~Blake

Jigsaw
05-09-2008, 06:26 AM
Without a doubt. If I were their parent(s) I would be mortified that they dug up a body to begin with more than the pot smoking to tell you the truth.


I agree. If I were a relative of that dead person who's grave was desecrated, I'd be absolutely fuming. I think they should do at least a year of community service for a mortuary/cemetery.

Darth Sinister
05-09-2008, 08:07 PM
This reminds me of what Denis Leary said in "No Cure For Cancer" about looking for other methods for creating bongs. He said that they should make one out of a box and then out of some guy's head. I think these guys are beyond disturbed to use a head for a bong.

Rick
05-09-2008, 08:40 PM
That is one of the more fucked up things I've heard lately.
I can't believe how messed up some people's brains are that they would do something like this.

Violent VictiM
05-09-2008, 09:08 PM
This would make for a great scene if they ever made an "Idle Hand 2".

sCabbOy
05-09-2008, 09:40 PM
Thing is the problem lies much deeper than these kids wanting to smoke pot. They could have used papers, hand made bongs, pipes, TP rolls, apples, etc... these kids wanted to smoke out of a real skull and that's pretty warped.

Besides that you cna get REAL human skulls online in many places- use those!

Biosynthnut v.2
05-09-2008, 09:50 PM
I told this to my friend who happens to have the same name as one of the accused....Kinda funny.

ZPowers
05-09-2008, 09:53 PM
Thing is the problem lies much deeper than these kids wanting to smoke pot. They could have used papers, hand made bongs, pipes, TP rolls, apples, etc... these kids wanted to smoke out of a real skull and that's pretty warped.
Definitely agree. It's odd that the pot is getting as much attention as the human skull aspect in this thread. I don't care if they were doing meth, the skull would still be the waaay more fucked up part to me.

And you're also definitely right. The effort it took these kids to dig a six foot hole in the group, open a coffin, take some dude's head off and then figure out how to use it for a pipe is far more work than, I dunno, using a coke can. Hell, there's probably instructions on apple pipes and coke can pipes and joint rolling online, but I'm moderately certain a human head is more unexplored territory.

sCabbOy
05-09-2008, 09:55 PM
If it was a grave from the past 20-25 years they had to also go through a concrete vault.

Dr Cox
05-12-2008, 02:35 AM
lock them up and throw away the key.

SlasherFreak
05-12-2008, 01:02 PM
This is sick. Theres many things you can use to make bongs.

These people were sick fucks to begin with, had nothing to do with pot. I can see it now, people using this in the crusade against marijuana.

NiteMare Shape
05-12-2008, 11:43 PM
I saw this thread and had a rather long winded rant completely going off on these guys, and about how sick and twisted this all really is..

But after reading the article...:eek:

I got nothing