View Full Version : What Killer Would You LEAST Like to Be Done in By?
ZPowers
04-29-2008, 01:36 AM
And for the sake of ease, forget your immortal soul and all that shit. No Pinhead sending you to Hell after destroying you physically, no after party in Pinhead's hell or stuck in a collection of souls in Freddy's stomach, or even as a vampire.
So go at it! I'd hate to be done in by the Jigsaw people, Ho1kC people, or the cenobites/Leviathan's people the most (they can still mess you up. Think about Chinnard). In fact, probably those last guys would have the most potential for ochies, so I'm still voting them.
I also want to say I tended away from killers I thought more benign in the polls. For example, Myers and Voorhees have a similar killing method, but Voorhees will tear your head off totally usually so... I gave it to him. The Creeper tends to very methodically cut up and eat his prey, which is fairly unique so I stuck him on there.
ADDED: I should have stuck "The Thing" from John Carpenter's The Thing and the Puppet Master puppets on their too. Damn!
Jigsaw
04-29-2008, 01:47 AM
Tough choice, but I would least want to be done in by Pinhead and the Cenobites. So freaking painful.
The Dream Master
04-29-2008, 01:50 AM
Man, as good as an ally as Freddy would be, he'd probably be the worst person to kill you as well. He knows all your fears, so he'd use that to maximum effectiveness, psychologically speaking. Physically speaking, Freddy can make you go quickly or slowly, as he's shown the capacity for both. This capacity for a slow, torturous death combined with the psychological pain makes Freddy my choice, thought the Cenobites are a close second.
nottidelterrore
04-29-2008, 02:35 AM
For me it would be The Creeper since I'd be embarrassed to be killed by him because he's in those crappy Jeepers Creepers movies.
The Dream Master
04-29-2008, 02:40 AM
For me it would be The Creeper since I'd be embarrassed to be killed by him because he's in those crappy Jeepers Creepers movies.
:lmao: :lmao:
ZPowers
04-29-2008, 02:43 AM
I don't care what anyone says, I think the first Jeepers Creepers movie was as good as Saw I and waaay better than House of 1000 Corpses (and RottenTomatoes happens to agree).
The Dream Master
04-29-2008, 02:47 AM
The first one was alright, but I don't think I'll ever consider it a classic in the genre. It's still a pretty good movie that I can see myself watching from time to time. As for where it ranks among more recent horror films, yeah, I'd put it around the Saw l guess, as I feel the same about that series for the most part. I think I might prefer the original Saw a tad more than Jeepers Creepers. As for House of 1000 Corpses, I actually like that one quite a bit. It's one of the better recent horror films to emerge in the last few years. It's hindered by its last twenty minutes or so and prevents it from being a great film, but I still find it pretty entertaining, even if it is obscene and gratuitous.
Deathscythe
04-29-2008, 02:56 AM
Chucky because he is a fucking doll.
On a Pale Horse
04-29-2008, 03:06 AM
Pinhead seems like he would torture you the most, then take your soul to hell and continue to torture.
And theres no way Ghostface would kill me. I would kick his ass so bad he'd be flailing around like the Star Wars Kid trying to hit me.
The Tall Man
04-29-2008, 03:07 AM
Death, YES. I would be embarassed to be killed by Chucky. If you're gonna go out, go out big... don't get taken down by a lethal football with 'tude.
T.M.
I vote on Cenobites on this one. After seeing what happened to Frank, that would be much too damn painful.
girlychaos
05-03-2008, 11:47 PM
I have to agree with Death and Tall on this one. So...Chucky.
Just Jeans
05-04-2008, 12:18 AM
I voted for The Tall Man. He's one of my favorites, but I hate the idea of my brain being used to kill other people after the fact, and my compressed corpse working as a drone. Not cool, yo.
ZPowers
06-09-2008, 10:56 PM
I'm surprsied no one voted for the Firefly Clan or zombies. Being eaten to death and then rising again seems pretty miserable.
happycampertwo
06-10-2008, 04:35 AM
The cenobites. Not only do they torture you to death, but even after you die you are still tortured.
I wouldn't want to be killed by Abbot Hayes from Children of the Living Dead. Any zombie who's been dead for 20 some odd years and slowly decomposes while wearing a suit that never gets dirty in that time period who's many actions are standing in streets, pointing, adn sneering is just somebody you don't want to mess with.
:p
Scarecrow
06-10-2008, 01:32 PM
The Cenobites are the obvious choice, I mean, they don't kill you. They do everything any of the others could do btu again and again for all eternity, suffering at every moment but there's never the release of death.
- Scarecrow
God of Thunder
06-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Jaws or the Yanamamo Tribe. It would suck to be eaten alive.
Autobotsdie
06-11-2008, 04:09 AM
I said Jigsaw for the reason of being in one of thos traps and knowing you had so much time to get out and plus you would probably panic trying to get out of it taking up more time.
It's a hard pick. Freddy knows your fears and will really f*ck (Are we allowed to say f*ck here? Not sure.) around with you before you die. He likes to cause you a lot of pain. He also likes to make sure you suffer, although not as bad as the cenobites probably would.
I haven't seen Hellraiser, Phantasm, Jeepers Creepers, Candyman - I don't watch a lot of movies, period, anymore.
Anyway, my other pick for worst would be Leatherface because there's something about getting hacked up by a chainsaw and knowing a family of cannibals will eat your very flesh that would just make me rather get stabbed my Jason's machette.
One thing about Jason is he varies. Sometimes he's so quick you don't even feel the pain. Other times he's a rapist - rapist as in a good killer lol.
Jigsaw
06-11-2008, 05:28 AM
You can say "fuck" on here, JVM.
Sometimes Jason is very cruel with some of his kills, such as in TFC and even a few in JTM, such as the sauna rock to the gut or when he slowly brings the harpoon down to impale Suzy while she's crying and pleading for her life. That scene actually disturbs me, and I don't disturb easily and have seen a lot of hardcore Horror films in my time and even some videos of real-life killings and violence, yet none of them affect me like Suzy's death in JTM. I still skip that scene every time I watch JTM :shyface:
Monkey
06-11-2008, 06:16 AM
I went with the Cenobites, masters of torture.
Voorheeszilla
01-03-2010, 09:45 AM
Leatherface. It's not enough that he brutally tortures and kills you, but he'll skin you as well. Even if I'm dead, I'd prefer that the skin stays attached to my face.
Boiler Room Brawler
01-07-2010, 04:07 AM
I went with the Cenobites - you get the all of the physical and psychological anguish of Jigsaw and the mindfuck phantasmagoric challenging your perceptions of reality that Freddy gives you in one awful package.
Jason, The Creeper, they just kill you and that's the end of the deal.
Voorheeszilla
01-07-2010, 04:07 AM
The Creeper eats you after he kills you.
Boiler Room Brawler
01-07-2010, 04:15 AM
The Creeper eats you after he kills you.
And Jason props you up for third act jump scares but you're not alive to care at that point. ;)
Monkey
01-07-2010, 04:21 AM
Jason has no votes.
Would it be an honor to be killed by him? :thinking:
On a Pale Horse
01-07-2010, 06:19 AM
Jason has no votes.
Would it be an honor to be killed by him? :thinking:
I think its because it would be a quick, relatively painless death.
Boiler Room Brawler
01-07-2010, 08:57 AM
I think its because it would be a quick, relatively painless death.
My thoughts exactly.
If Jason starts to fuck with you, you're probably a young, female virgin and everyone else is dead, so you're in the clear. ;)
Utellme
01-07-2010, 11:41 PM
Im gonna go with one that should be on the list and is not. Leatherface
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