The "Ask Amadeus Anything" Thread

[Amadeus]

Hey guys (and gals. . .and androgynous beings from other planets)!

This is the thread in which you can ask Amadeus anything, and he'll do his best to answer it assuming he has the time and it's a good question. The rules are as follows:



Ask your question

Check this thread regularly for answers, hilarity and loads of other crap!


Get started.

Edit: Sorry about the deleted posts.

[aerokissfloyd]

I have a question...

How many hairs do I have on my ass?

[Special Killa B]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Jason's Storm]

Okay, I think its time get this mofo going. Amedeus, you ready? Okay then, here is a question for you. How long did it take you to find this place, and why?

~JS

[Denzil]

What's your favorite Friday the 13th movie?

[aerokissfloyd]

Why won't you answer us?

[Violent VictiM]

Two questions...

1) Why was my post killed when I supported the thread? Might be Toby's jealousy.

2) Why was the question I sent you never answered, Amadeus?

[Jason's Storm]

Two questions...

1) Why was my post killed when I supported the thread? Might be Toby's jealousy.

No, though I could resurrect your post, but it would give you a warning. Everyone, give him a chance, or I might have to hand out warnings.

~JS

[aerokissfloyd]

I think I know how to get this started.

We gotta ask him via PM and give him permission to post it

[Joshg]

I think I know how to get this started.

We gotta ask him via PM and give him permission to post it

That, and he has to sign in. Hehe, it has been 6 days since his last visit.

[Amadeus]

Okay, guys. . .

I"m finally back. Since I was away for awhile and you missed me (even though I was with you in spirit, especially in the shower) i'll answer a couple of questions, actually:

Okay, first question:

How does the internet work?


Well, I'm terrible at explaining things like this, so I hope this video'll explain better than I can; it's of Internet's Mom around 1989:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B6bommeHLoI

Hope that helps!

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Next Question:

Will Jesus ever come back? And if so, will he come to my party and turn water into wine?

Actually, he will come back, but he'll surprise and confuse many when he turns Vegetable Stock into "That-juice-that's-always-at-the-bottom-of-the-freeze-pops-after-you're-done-eating-them."

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Next Question:

How long did it take you to find this place, and why?


I was actually "Beavis" on the old board, and I found out about this one because my brother (LivingDeadBoy) told me what happened, so I joined.

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Alright, that just about does it; i'm feeling a little burned out tonight so I apologize that the answers sucked. From here on in i'll try and log in as often as possible and scan the questions. Thanks for your support.

- The 'Deus

[Jason's Storm]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? And how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

~JS

[craven]

if fonzie was so cool,why didn't he have any friends his own age?

[Amadeus]

if fonzie was so cool,why didn't he have any friends his own age?

He did have friends his own age he used to drink with awhile back, but he slept with all their mothers. It'd be just too weird to continue talking to them after he banged the old broads so he got new friends that were a little more innocent.

[aerokissfloyd]

Is it possible to eat one's own head?

[Fowlees]

Whats the difference between a group of pygmy's and an all girl track team?

[Denzil]

Why didn't you answer my question?

(just below Jason Storms first question)

[Fowlees]

You sure as hell can ask him anything.......(but he probably won't answer!)

[Amadeus]

I answer questions I have answers for. It would be pretty retarded if I was like 'Iuno." It's kind of like a celebrity answering EVERY piece of fan-mail they get; sometimes it's just not possible.

Whats the difference between a group of pygmy's and an all girl track team?

Do you mean Pygmy monkeys, or Pygmy People? Let me know.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

The answer is 42.

And how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I actually counted one time. The small ones are 99, and the larger ones are 113. Not much of a difference,and it kinda hurts your tongue after awhile but I did it for t3h syence.

[CanadianFonzie]

why does craven assume I don't have friends my own age

if fonzie was so cool,why didn't he have any friends his own age?

:p:p...atleast he called me cool haha

[aerokissfloyd]

Amadeus: How was your birthday?

[Fowlees]

Do you mean Pygmy monkeys, or Pygmy People? Let me know.





I 'd be talking about Pygmy people...as in a tribe of Pygmys.