Man marries a dog

[andrew8798]

Indian man marries dog to beat 'curse'

CHENNAI, India (AFP) - An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said.

The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree.

A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk.

Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said.

After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.

The canine bride, named Selvi, was adorned in a sari and flowers and brought to the temple by village women. A Hindu priest conducted the ceremony.

The reports, however, said Selvi the dog attempted to make a run for it -- apparently due to the large crowds -- but was eventually tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.

"The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said.

credit:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071114/tod-india-society-animal-offbeat-451ab4f_1.html

[Violent VictiM]

Marriage has to be consummated. Ew.

[Spade]

:eek: Man that is just plain weird.

[Darth Sinister]

I've heard it all now. :duh:

Check please, table one.

[The Tall Man]

Isn't this the end of the slippery slope the conservatives were afraid about regarding gay marriage?

And isn't this why Lewis Black said they jews had to be told who they could marry in Old Testiment days?

T.M.

[Just Jeans]

Wonder what the honeymoon will be like?

[The Dream Master]

TM, I saw this on AOL's news page where users are allowed to post feedback, and there were more than a few responses similar to "omg this is where teh deomcrats want to take marriage in America!!1!".

[Dave Dunwoody]

I don't know about the Democrats, but I'm definitely all for this.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4791/lsb08rx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I mean, come on.

[Gringo Loco]

I don't know about the Democrats, but I'm definitely all for this.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4791/lsb08rx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I mean, come on.

Hot. Paris Hilton's dog hot.

[Spade]

I don't know about the Democrats, but I'm definitely all for this.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4791/lsb08rx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I mean, come on.

:lmao: oh man that is just so ridiculous :lmao:

[Jigsaw]

In all honesty, humans and animals marrying doesn't bother me. It's the love that matters, not the species.

[Just Jeans]

A human and an animal loving one another that deeply wouldn't bother me... if, you know, animals were capable of loving a human in the same fashion that two humans love one another. But they're not. They don't seek mates based on emotions, they do it based on instinct. Forget for a moment all the genetic incompatibilities caused by being a different species from your mate, and think about the emotional side of things. Romantic love between a human and an animal just isn't possible.



...and now I feel I've engaged in possibly the most bizarre topic of conversation that I probably ever will. Nice.

[Spade]

...and now I feel I've engaged in possibly the most bizarre topic of conversation that I probably ever will. Nice.

I was thinking the same thing :lol:.

[Cody]

Farther down the line, I wonder what happens when this marriage doesn't lift the "curse"...

"I've tried every position I can think of, and I still can't hear worth a shit."

[Jigsaw]

I think animals can share the same emotions that humans do. I don't see why humans and animals can be romantic with each other, it's no different from an interracial relationship.

[Just Jeans]

...it's no different from an interracial relationship.

Except that interracial couples are genetically compatible. And they can communicate. And they can conceive children. And they're both generally roughly around the same level of emotional development. And they're both capable of rationally thinking out how they'll react in a situation rather than acting on animal (no pun intended) instinct.

But hey, if someone thinks they can woo a rattle snake or a great white shark or a bear or a wolverine or a puffer fish or a bird eating tarantula or a black widow, more power to them.

[Spade]

or a black widow, more power to them.

Been there :lmao:.

[sCabbOy]

Sweet.

I want to marry an inanimate object.

[Spade]

Sweet.

I want to marry an inanimate object.

Been there too :lmao:.

[Jigsaw]

Sweet.

I want to marry an inanimate object.


And that would be your freedom to do so.

[Just Jeans]

For the record, bestiality -- premarital or otherwise -- is illegal in most of the United States. I wonder if a marriage could be preformed, provided nothing sexual is going on?

And now I'm curious to know if a human being can indeed be married to an inanimate object.

[BlakeTyner]

This is fucking disturbing.

~Blake

[girlychaos]

Poor little dog.

[Gringo Loco]

Give me some sugar, baby





Ok did I go too far? hehe

[sickboy]

Except that interracial couples are genetically compatible. And they can communicate. And they can conceive children. And they're both generally roughly around the same level of emotional development. And they're both capable of rationally thinking out how they'll react in a situation rather than acting on animal (no pun intended) instinct

Interesting ideas there Jeans, except you could argue that two males are genetically incompatible and can't have children. Does that make them incapable of love?

[The Dark Vampire]

Damn having to marry a dog to beat a curse that's a bit ruff

[Spade]

Damn having to marry a dog to beat a curse that's a bit ruff.

Simple yet funny, Dark.

[The Taff]

And isn't this why Lewis Black said they jews had to be told who they could marry in Old Testiment days?

T.M.

I love that bit.

[Shoesalesman]

Just to let y'all know... if I read next about a threesome involving a deaf dude, his chihuahua and a Big Wheel I'm fuckin' outta here.

[NW77]

Is this guy a supporter of PETA? Surely they must've approve of this marriage. I mean some did & had babies with some of the animals they married in a South Park episode. :p

[J Killer]

DAMN :eek:

[Kat]

But hey, if someone thinks they can woo a rattle snake or a great white shark or a bear or a wolverine or a puffer fish or a bird eating tarantula or a black widow, more power to them.

Yeah, that fully grown giraffe better buy me dinner first...

[God of Thunder]

This is too fucking hilarious for words. I'm speechless. I truly am.
:D

[NW77]

Look like these are the lovely couple. The dog doesn't look happy, while the man is. That kinda disturbing. :p

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2007/11/14/mn_indian_weds_dog_mas101.jpg

[JVM]

From Seal Rape to Dog Rape...what will get raped next?

...and now I feel I've engaged in possibly the most bizarre topic of conversation that I probably ever will. Nice.
Wanna talk about shitting and pissing out worms? :D

[J Killer]

one word: DAMN:eek:

[sCabbOy]

I'm quite sure the guy isn't fucking his dog. He's probably just doing it for the novelty, showing his love for his dog. People take shit like this WAY too seriously.

[Spade]

Yeah, that fully grown giraffe better buy me dinner first...

:lmao: that better be one hell of a dinner.